Pokémon FireRed - Chapter 10: Fuck You Starmie I Hope You Die

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Chapter 10: Fuck You, Starmie. I Hope You Die

Man, that's a sissy name.

DODGE IT! NOW COUNTER WITH YOUR OWN SPLASH!

Gee, I wonder what type of gym this is!!!!

Easy-Peasy.

_{Choro Notes: Shellders have been a slight problem. They've got defense out the ass, but shitty sp.def. Unfortunately for me, I've only got one special attack.

I am so fucking glad they did that physical/special split in Gen4 because I'm not sure how much sense this makes.}

_{Choro Notes: Pay Day is Meowth's signature attack, it flings coins at its foes, allowing you to pick them up as money after the battle.}

MoneyHat's PickUp ability. She's the cat that keeps on givin' :D

I'm only here so my Duck-like Samurai will listen to me. :T

I'm just trying to sell some games. :I

The ones that are pretty chill? Yea, I use those.

Gee I hadn't noticed.

Music: Battle! Gym Leader

SUCK FOREHEAD CHARM

Buff your defense, huh? Little do you know I have a special attack!

GO ON MONEYHAT, USE THAT BRAIN. . . TO BITE IT. . . HARDER?.

Alright, we found the weapon strong against it.

Energy Tank

Dodo dodo dodo dododedooooooo

Oh come on, that's just two Staryu duct taped together. <

_{Choro Notes: Hey here's some stuff to know about Starmie:

Starmie are brutally good; easily one of the best monsters ever. I've seen entire teams swept by one Starmie. They're shockingly fast, with a very nice Sp.Atk stat. To top it off, their movepool is insane.

Use a Grass-type against it? It learns Ice Beam.

Use another Water-type to sponge some water damage/Ice Beams? It learns Thunderbolt.

Oh what's that? You think you got a nice hit on it? It recovers 50% of its max HP back.

Gonna Leech Seed it to slowly drain it or force a switch? Yea, no, it can Rapid Spin.

I'll just Paralyze it or Toxic it to cripple it! Starmie's Natural Cure ability heals its status if it switches out.

_{_{_{God, fuck you Starmie.}}}}