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Chapter 9: You Motherfucking Duck

Welp, never gonna see that again.

Alright, if I read this right and I'm probably horribly wrong, I can go east and find a path to Celadon.

Who would hide emergency equipment beneath a rock?

Just through this. . . checkpoint?

Weeeeeell. . .


Nah, the Don is kinda too awesome for you, kid. :T


AW, AWWWWWH what the hell is this?!

Oh come on, that's just inconsiderate. :(


SNAKE.

Wait, I'm not afraid of snakes. D:[

#023. Ekans J:Arbo G:Rettan F:Abo

_{Snake Pokémon
Height: 6'07" Weight: 15.2 lbs
Habitat: Grasslands Types:
A very common sight in grassland, etc. It flicks its tongue in and out to sense danger in its surroundings. This species moves silently and stealthily. It can freely detach its jaw to swallow large prey whole. It can become too heavy to move, however. It prefers to eat the eggs of birds, such as Pidgey and Spearow, whole. Ekans curls itself up in a spiral while it rests. Assuming this position allows it to quickly respond to a threat from any direction with a glare from its upraised head. When first born, Ekans has no poison, so its bite is painful, but harmless.
Waffleopolis kinda, Sorta named this.}


Now that's just silly lookin.

Hey wait, aren't these those things where they find sleeping people a— Oh look there's the entry.

#096. Drowzee J:Sleep G:Traumato F:Soporifik

_{Hypnosis Pokémon
Height: 3'03" Weight: 71.4 lbs
Habitat: Grasslands Types:
Drowzee puts enemies to sleep then eats their dreams. Occasionally it will get sick from eating bad dreams. When it twitches its nose, it can tell where someone is sleeping and what that person is dreaming about. If your nose becomes itchy while you are sleeping, it's a sure sign that one of these Pokémon is standing above your pillow and trying to eat your dream through your nostrils. It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children's are much tastier. If you sleep by it all the time, it will sometimes show you dreams it has eaten in the past. This species is unpopular with female trainers, mostly due to some of its habits.}


Come near me while I'm sleeping and will pelt you with vegetables.

Hmm, apparently I can go north of Vermilion then head west and get to Celadon too. . .



Alright we—

DAMMIT.

Alright, Attempt #3, the map says this cave leads northwest.


It smells like ass in here.


LEEVERS, THEY ATTACK FROM THE SAND.

God why am I such a fucking dork. . . :/

#050. Diglett J:Digda G:Digda F:Taupiqueur

_{Mole Pokémon
Height: 0'08" Weight: 1.8 lbs
Habitat: Caverns Types:
It burrows through the ground at a shallow depth. It leaves raised earth in its wake, making it easy to spot. It prefers dark places; its skin is very thin. If it is exposed to light, its blood heats up, causing it to grow weak. It spends most of its time underground, though it may pop up in caves. It digs underground and chews on tree roots. Occasionally, groups of Digletts will follow Onix as they burrow, scavenging scraps of food. Diglett are raised in most farms. The reason is simple—wherever this pokémon burrows, the soil is left perfectly tilled for planting crops. This soil is made ideal for growing delicious vegetables.}



Seriously, I can't believe how bad it smells down here.


Sunlight! Alright, wait. . . is that Pewter Ci— DAMMIT.

Ok, ask for directions time.

Heh, I've got just the thing

Alright, Ch'Ding.

LAUNCH DUCK ONION BUSH CLEAVER ATTACK! >:O

. . . oh come on.


. . .


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