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#57. Le Veinard

Music: Undella Town (Summer)

Oh well sweet jams, it's a beach resort! Nice, I'm not even gonna fish. I'm on vacation. Eat it.

Oh, was that it?

Hey what's that? TACKLE IT.

I . . . wish we didn't tackle that . . .

Hard and scratchy . . .


Clusters of Corsola congregate in warm seas where they serve as ideal hiding places for smaller Pokémon. When the water temperature falls, this Pokémon migrates to the southern seas. Corsola's branches glitter very beautifully in seven colors when they catch sunlight. If any branch breaks off, this Pokémon grows it back in just one night. If the sea becomes polluted, the beautiful coral stalks become discolored and crumble away in tatters. In a south sea nation, the people live in communities that are built on groups of these Pokémon.
Choro Notes: I have a shiny Corsola! It's fuckin' cute!
Zorak Notes: Yo mad respect to all the corals
HulkaMatt Notes: Looks like a weapon designed to blow up when a ship drives itself into it. . . . An Adorable weapon that is.
Zorak named this

The sea . . . ♪ It's . . . uh. . . not Alabama . . . ♪

Ah, I'm already a pretty good swimmer, though.

Choro Notes: Dive is back as an HM! It's a physical water-type move that hides underwater the first turn then strikes on the second. The user is unable to be attacked on that first turn except by Surf and Whirlpool.

. . .

I can tell! Er, no offense.

that'll help me lose weight."
Will it? Does raising bigger monsters make you bigger. Cause I am raising some swole ass duders.

I suppose, we're only passing acquaintances so. . .


It wolfs down its weight in food once a day, swallowing food whole with almost no chewing. It hides food under its long body hair. However, it forgets it has hidden the food.
Choro Notes: I dislike Munchlax. Its design just doesn't get me and it was pretty much just crammed down everyone's throat when Diamond/Pearl was new. BEFORE then even. Really he's just kind of disgusting.
Zorak Notes: He's deliberately made to be cute ok Red, I'm sure some folks find him adorable as hell. He kind of is for an obese weirdo I guess??
HulkaMatt Notes: So that's why Snorlax are so big. THEY FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING.

. . . bleh.

Yeah, yeah . . .

You'd better!

Right, on it.

Ah! I see commercials to vacation there. You went from a vacation to a vacation?

Ah! I've seen him on one of those foreign channels. I didn't know he was from Hoenn!

I can respect that, everyone has their hobbies! Shoot, you should see what I do. Not that I'm a champ or anything.

Well what's in here?

Music: Cynthia's Theme


Oh, are my eyes like someone else's? Sometimes I jus' stare off inta things so I am glad someone else does that!

I dunno, I've had a pretty chance-y time telling strangers my name.

But you don't look like you have any ninjas so it's Haley!

Oh, that's cool. Most people are and that's cool, too.

Ha ha, lady where were you a year ago?

Ah, no. They have a cool name though!

Well hell yeah! I'm not one to step away from a fight! S'how I got this cool scar on my arm!

radiating a happy feeling.
Ah, you can sense happiness? That's neat I guess!

I'm Haley! :D

Music: Battle! Champion Cynthia

Choro Notes: Cynthia
Cynthia is the former champion of the Sinnoh region and the final boss of Diamond, Pearl and Platinum. Surprise! She's here in Unova! Her team has changed slightly between games so!

Choro Notes: Spiritomb
Spiritomb is a tank of a monster with no weakness! It's Ghost-type eliminates its dark-type weakness to fighting and bug and the dark covers its ghost-type ghost/dark weaknesses! They can be obnoxious to fight!

Hey! She needed that attack!

Choro Notes: Hey we've been training! Outrage is sort of a "fuck you" of Dragon-type moves. It's a 120 power physical Dragon-type move that hits a couple turns then confuses the user afterwards. Oh no, confusion. It's Japanese name is Imperial Rage so right there.

Boy you'd really be hurting if she weren't burnt!

Oh lord.

Oh. . . this is gonna be trouble.


Got it!

I've got a solution for the evasion thing, too!

Nice punch! This would be a bad spot to be if he weren't Automatom!

Choro Notes: Shadow Punch has a secondary effect: it ignores evasion and always connects! TEEHEE.

You're golden as long as it doesn't, you know, sucker punch you again!

Phew! That was a pretty good one there, Cynthia! Automatom cracked it like an egg, though!

Choro Notes: Milotic
Milotic is the evolved form of Feebas. They're mostly defensive but can dole out some harsh ice beams, etc. Their Marvel Scale ability raises their defense 50% if they're afflicted with a status ailment.


Yeah, that's . . . fair.



Dag, egg all on our face.

I wonder who's faster!

(I didn't really wonder.)

Choro Notes: Braviary
I already told you all about Braviary. Big, pissed off. Hits like a bus.

There we go, sorry your brains got a lil scrambled there, Xanadu.

Oh, she's a little rough!

You got this!

I wonder why I didn't just tell you to hit it with Return.

Simple enough! You were walking on eggshells with all that damage your bird was doin' to itself!

Choro Notes: Lucario
Just your standard street-fighting, hadouken-throwing jackal with an adamantium skeleton. Nothing out of the ordinary!

Ah! Fireballs from the hands! Cool!

Well that one was just a little over easy.

Choro Notes: Garchomp
ANGRY GROUND/DRAGON. Garchomp is p-r-e-t-t-y fuckin' good.

Huh, well . . . this worked well enough before so . . .

Shakes, how do you keep doing that? You're some sorta dragon slayer, you know that? Just all around lucky, huh?

Choro Notes: Eelektross
Electric. Has levitate. Woo.

Does this not happen often? You're pretty good!

But there's a surprise this time!


Really I guess she wasn't as cracked up as she was built up to be, huh?

Thanks! I get that a lot you know.

Did you like my cactus? She does that, I'm not sure why or how.

Faced what now?

Choro Notes: Cynthia is here all spring and summer, after the first time you defeat her she can be challenged daily in the spring.

Choro Notes: During the summer, female gym leaders and elite four members visit!

Automatom is good at that!

Ah, that's a word for it I reckon.

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