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#11: Headed South
_{Choro Notes: And so we leave that accursed cave full of screaming marshmallows and head back to Rustboro to recover our new little buddy who happens to be a screaming marshmallow.}

Hey, yeah! No thanks to your stupid, cowardly ass! The pirate got away.

Heh, damn right.

Great.

What? HOW DID WE GET HERE?! We were just outside! Are you a witch?

Wait. What? I just beat a pirate's hyena to a pulp to get your shit back and now you want me to take it to the other side of the region? D:[

That laughter creeps me out. So yes. Just get the hell away from me.

_{Choro Notes: It's funny if you imagine the parts in caps to be him screaming.}

. . . Go on.

Does this region not have a postal service?!

Do my laundry.

_{Choro Notes: PokéNav
The PokéNav is this game's version of the PokéGear. It does basically exactly what the PokéGear does minus the radio. Congrats.}

Oh that Dr. Hammond and his nonsense ideas.

_{Choro Notes: This is exactly like that cellphone feature in Gold/Silver except you automatically add numbers and can't delete them.}

_{Choro Notes: Stopping at the Pokémon Center, I decide that Pikablu hasn't been pulling his weight and stuff his ass in the box with Donger and SlowAsShit. And take out our new buddy:}

Oh. Hey, Brando.

I really don't want to do th-

. . .

_{Choro Notes: I can honestly say I was not expecting the pile of melted rock that is Slugma. Either way, Shoryugget just went for its eyes and came out minus 5 HP.}

GRASS. V. WATER.

B(

_{Choro Notes: After parting ways with our "rival" Misty heads south, through the Petalburg Woods . . . again. Stopping at the shanty of Mr. Briney.}

What are you doing you old nut.

Wash my hair.

I didn't say anything about those. >:I

The ocean, great.

Oh hey look! We're in Dewport!



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