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#08. More Than a Cameo


I'm only going there to get a sea captain back. You fuckers aren't dragging me into that bullshit industry.

Music: PokéStar Studios


Yo I'm not signing NOTHIN'




Dude, you only get to say something like that if a giant Aurorus or something stomps out from behind a tree behind you.


Nope. That's it. I'm out already.


. . . don't touch me.


What'd you just call me? YOU'RE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER.




Yes, they are. You do not make movies, though. You make shill for the masses. I've seen better things come out of the whatever end it is that a Girafarig shits out of.


No, you're not paying attention to me. You are both are to movies as gas stations are to wineries.









It's for distracting all the degenerates!



I know what a theater is! Don't patronize me!


I'm looking for one who can drive a boat.


Please be in here.



Oh thank god you're here.



WHY ARE YOU NOT AT THE DOCKS?

with potential!"

I told you I'm not doing this shit.


I used something immune to her attacks! I'm mediocre to sub-average at best!


Does NOBODY pay attention to me?! See?! These "movies" make you brain dead!

professional such as myself."

No it's not!



Let me go. LET ME GO.






. . .


. . .


. . . I hate you.


That was a cinematic atrocity and I have no idea how you are capable of keeping this place flowing. Like I knew your shit was bad but this. This is offensive.


I'm not apologizing.










. . . WOULD YOU JUST GET ON THE DAMN BOAT?



Nope, got what I needed. Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck everyone here. I'm out.






What th- Nope. Nooooooo no no no. Of course I'm not riding a boat with him.



Is there a reason you're all dressed as pirates?

we respected as our king and hero!"

I thought it was because someone beat you in that stupid drill castle.



HUGH, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL INFORMATION.




No, you got chased by a Herdier.



This is dumb and you're all stupid.


Hugh you can also never forgive me, remember. You know, for tackling your pig.


Man, FINE.

in a few seconds!"
Good luck, I could barely beat a dog with her.


Music: Battle! Team Plasma (Black2/White2 ver.)


What, really?


So, was that it then?







Ughghghhhhhhhhhh


THEY HAD GOPHERS.



Great.


No. It's a mix cd. Go away.



Choro Notes: Fun fact: Mawile cannot learn Cut, either. Go figure.


Ever vigilant Hugh.


This is dumb. You're all dumb.








Hugh, this isn't helpful. Any moron could figure that out.

they know a lot about ships."
Choro Notes: OK, Game. I get it.


Choro Notes: Seriously, game. I got it. Go to the only other place I haven't been. Thank you for having Hugh tell me my next destination in this difficult quest.


Choro Notes: Fuck.

- - - - - -

quote:

Music: PokéStar Studios


Super charmed! Super super super charmed!

- - -


I love PokéStar movies! I've seen all of them! Even the one that got pulled from these areas! I love the internet cause you can see videos on it like that and also of purrloins!


Alright!


Hi! Hello!


I like your name! That is a good name!

a very important request of you!"

Pokéstar Studios' movies!"
OH YES! I DO! I ACCEPT! WHAT DO I SIGN? THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!


I'll be the biggest star!

costar for you!"
Oh my goodness~!


Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigodddddddd!



I knoooooooooooooooow~~~~~

and a fresh, new talent like you!"

So coooooooooooool!




Choro Notes: This part is mandatory, you literally cannot proceed with the game unless you make a movie.


Choro Notes: Eventually, you can use your own monsters, but never when you first attempt the film. You have to successfully film it before you can use your own duders.


Music: Filming a Movie


Choro Notes: Filming movies are basically just scripted battles. Actually, no, that's literally what they are.



Choro Notes: Here is what the bottom screen looks like now.


Choro Notes: Script is easy and gives the requirements for a good ending.


Choro Notes: Scenario breaks it down even more.


Choro Notes: Costars tells you your opponent's type, moves, ability, etc.


Choro Notes: Generally you are equipped with only the moves you need to finish this, no red herrings.


BLAM!





Choro Notes: Dialogue choices can also result in bad ends. Being a coward as a super hero is bad. But if you do something like no sell scary-as-fuck-shit you also get a bad end.


Choro Notes: The director's reaction basically tells you if you did good or bad.




How did I do?! Did I do good?! I think I did good!



The biggest star. BIGGEST!


REALLY?!


Ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy!!!!




20.0 BILLION?! I'M AMAZING!


Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans?!


Gonna drink this! Right now! All of them!


Choro Notes: Basically, because of how some of the movies unlock, I'm just going to do them as their own little side updates intermixed with the regular updates.
New Face Hero - A Medal commemorating the release of the debut movie "Brycen-Man" in Pokéstar Studios.



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