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#03. Ranch Jackal

Music: Floccesy Town


I hope this isn't how this is going to go, weirdos everywhere. I can do without weirdos.


Yeah, we ran from the prairie dogs.

so you must always be kind to them!"




. . . we're done here.


I don't know what that means. Who came up with that? Seriously.




Yes, just . . . don't hurt me.


Oh, uh. Some jackass's kid sister asked me to bring it to him.


What? No, don't call him that!


"The loud one. Didn't even want to give him a book."


AM I GETTING TRAINING OR NOT?


Fine, sure. Alright.






Choro Notes: Autumn actually does a thing in Black2 in that it fills pits with leaves allowing passage through some areas. Basically they just copied Winter's gimmick and painted it like a scarecrow threw up.


What?

eyes, don't you think?"





Choro Notes: Thunder Fang is an egg move for Mawile. That is, it doesn't normally have it at this level but was born with it. Without it, all Jawnie would have is Astonish which would make this part impossible without another monster.



Choro Notes: Fake Tears is a dark-type move that harshly lowers the target's Special Defense by throwing off their concentration. This isn't that useful for Mawile, to be honest.


Well I didn't want to lose!


Nope, out of the way. Electric teeth monster.




UGH.


Stupid big men, think they're so big.




No, this is a farm.


What? WHY?!


DAMMIT HUGH.


Music: Battle! Vs. Hugh


Teeth.




WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU NUT. JUST USE A FIRE-TYPE MOVE.








WHY DIDN'T YOU USE A FIRE-TYPE MOVE?


YES, YOU DO.


I just told her to do whatever!


I'm here for you but only in the sense of I have a thing to do and not that I am willing to support you in any way, shape or form.





Stop it.

Music: Floccesy Ranch


It was more me beating up a pig, but yeah I guess.


"Who am I? Who the fuck are YOU?!"




Nope, just the one behind you.

wandered off, so I'm a little worried . . . "


Hugh, shut up.


Man!




Because he's got brain problems.


Whatever, gonna go look around.

- - -



Why is this thing crying. Why is there a crying mouse out here?






If I'm gonna do this I'm only catching the ones that will help out.


Dude, I don't KNOW.


GO LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.


Urrrrrghghghghghhh


BARNACLE. YOU ARE THE BARN.


YES, THEY DO!




Oh geez.


Good idea. I'll go somewhere else.


I could use some wool, sure.






What? No. I don't want a dumb pigeon.


Fuuuuck noooo.


. . . yeah alright.





Oh . . what th-




Uhhhh . . .


stand before it: Team Plasma!"

Those guys with that stupid drill castle that attacked the Pokémon League a few years back?

back in order to liberate Pokémon!"
Yeah, the morons in the knight costumes. I remember.



I'm not nosy, shit.


. . . what the fuck?


Dog, what the hell?



Sheep. It was chasing sheep. S'what I'm telling myself.





Shut up Hugh.



This can't get any stupider.


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