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Chapter 12: Why Did They Dig a Fucking Tunnel?
-East of Cerulean City-
Since fatty's blocking he southern pass and the roads are STILL closed. I guess we're goin' the long way around.
:O
Choro Notes: See all those pokeballs? I spam Pay Day against every one of them...
. . well minus the last hit on Bellsprout. The result?
I love this fukken cat.
Aerial Ace 
...:T
Wow, really? Man I wake up at like, 11 every morning.
In all my years, that may be one of the coolest things I have ever seen.
I mean, it's got giant SPIKES for ARMS.
So fuckin cool. 
WATCH OUT OTORO, HE'S GOT ONE OF THOSE BEES BUT PROBABLY WITH A HAT OR SOMETHING.
This. This is not a super bug-pokémon.
Well that's better I guess.
Forehead Charm Shuriken Strike!
. . . did an 8-year-old just try to hit on me? or my Gulpin? 
Lizard < Bunny lizard... thing
Well hmph 
Ok, so. . . like. . . keep walking? or battle? or . . .? 
Fuckin' weirdos out here, man. Must be the mountain air.
Hey, a poké ball. 
-And at that moment, Sammy learned a very important lesson.-
#100. Voltorb J:Biriridama G:Voltobal F:Voltorbe
Ball Pokémon
Height: 1'08" Weight: 22.9 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types: 
Voltorb is extremely sensitive—it explodes at the slightest of shocks. Even veteran trainers treat it with caution. Voltorb was first sighted at a company that manufactures Poké Balls. The link between that sighting and the fact that this Pokémon looks very similar to a Poké Ball remains a mystery. It is rumored that it was first created when a Poké Ball was exposed to a powerful pulse of energy. During the study of this Pokémon, it was discovered that its components are not found in nature.
Choro Notes: Preparations for the cave ahead:
Luigi's usefulness was over back around... Brock? So I'm taking Mushpeckle.
A few hidden items before the cave aaaaand... hmm
Rock Tunnel seems like it'd be full of Rock-types, and Don Ramon's Double Kick'll only carry us so far... SO:
Yea fuck you Misty. 
Fuck your Starmie, too.
Aaaand, yea. Ready to go through Rock Tunnel. Something is telling me that this is going to suck. Hard.
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