Pokémon FireRed - Chapter 8: I hope this boat sinks with everyone on it

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Chapter 8: I Hope This Boat Sinks With Everyone On It

Huh, Officer's stepped aside, clearly this crime scene is open to the public.

Oh man. . .

. . .why would they break off the corner of the table?

I dunno about miserable, they seem more blissfully ignorant than anything.

Oh, don't tell me the thief is just standing in the back-fucking-yard.

_{Choro Notes: He had a Drowzee and a Machop. :I}

Oh man, all she needs now is Rest!

Score. Rare drop.

The honorable thing would be to bring it back but. . .

Heeeeadin to Vermilion City~ Goin to a paaaarty~

_{Choro Notes: These screenshots synch up and that is awesome.}

Ah! Watch ma bug.

Buhbye Fuzzy!

Bingo.

Try not to imagine like you're walking through someone's digestive tract.

It's like that one treasure in Kirby Superstar

#052. Meowth J:Nyarth G:Mauzi F:Miaouss

_{Scratch Cat Pokémon

Height: 1'04" Weight: 9.3 lbs

Habitat: Urban Types:

Meowth withdraws its sharp claws into its paws to slinkily sneak about without making any incriminating footsteps. At night, it patrols its territory with its eyes aglow, searching for dropped loose change. All it does is sleep during the daytime. For some reason, this pokémon loves shiny coins that glitter with light. When it sees a shiny object, the gold coin on its head shines too. It's fascinated by round objects; it can't stop playing with them until it tires and falls asleep. A popular species, this is mainly due to it's Pay Day ability, which earns its trainer money.}

_{ZZT the Fifth named this}

. . . ah?

No, and I am in a very big hurry.

I didn't challenge you.

Ok, now to find that goddamn boat. Well, first. . .

This isn't you trying to get me to come to some church, is it?

_{Choro Notes: VS Seeker
The VS Seeker is a key item that allows you to refight trainers you've already defeated. Kinda owns in that respect.}

-Later-

Does Twilight Princess count? If so that was some annoying shit.

Well alright, let's see here.

I think this is how Link was doing it...

PULL UP. PULL UP.

. . . this shit sucks.

-Sooner-

Yes, he glares at me a lot, and it's really unnerving.

Sure, I have no idea what that is but I'm not sure this Spearow likes me. [:I

Go live with the little rich girl now. :/

~wooooooooosh~

Hahahaha, look at his lil' stick.
#083. Farfetch'd J:Kamonegi G:Porenta F:Canarticho

_{Wild Duck Pokémon

Height: 2'07" Weight: 33.1 lbs

Habitat: Marshlands Types:

Farfetch'd lives where reedy plants grow. Farfetch'd is always seen with a stick from a plant. The stick is used in a fashion much like a metal sword. If anyone tries to disturb where the essential plant sticks grow, it uses its own stick to thwart them. Apparently, there are good sticks and bad sticks. This pokémon has been known to fight with others over sticks. If it eats the plant stick it carries as emergency rations, it runs off in search of a new stick. They are rarely seen, so it's thought their numbers are decreasing. In order to prevent their extinction, more people have made an effort to breed these pokémon.}

No pro—Hey how come Spearmint's not glaring at you with the intensity of a thousand suns? D:[

-Later-

-Later Still-

FINALLY.

Why, yes. Yes I do my good man.

T'ch, yea.

. . . maybe it's bigger on the inside.

Now to find that party and/or loot this place.

Brick Break? I can definitely stand to test my might.

Do you really just tell this to people that randomly walk into your presence?

. . . the elite personnel of Interpol.

Alriiiiight, where the party at?

Is . . . is this the party? D:/

. . .

. . .

. . .ouch. My heart.

Hmm, maybe this trip wasn't a complete waste of time. Maybe I can earn a new super combo outta this.

_{Now to just find that Cap'n.}

SERVANT OF DRACULA. D:

_{Choro Notes: This was against a L.23 Pikachu that took down two other members.}

#011. Metapod J:Transel G:Safcon F:Chrysacier

_{Cocoon Pokémon

Height: 2'04" Weight: 21.8 lbs

Habitat: Forests Types:

Stage1: Evolves from Caterpie

The shell covering this pokémon's body is as hard as an iron slab. Metapod does not move very much. Even though it is encased in a sturdy shell, the body inside is tender. It can't withstand a harsh attack. It stays still because it is preparing its soft innards for evolution inside the shell.}