Part 44
I dunno... it was like only a few days ago wasn't it?
Lady, I don't like you that much.
V
V I reckon, why not?
That's a pretty retarded name for a guy. What happened to him?
... oops
Okay!
POKEMON LEAGUE FINAL BATTLE
FOXY vs ANNIE
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy! Dun dun!
Hm... I have no idea what type that thing is to be honest
Not shown: The dumb dog using STEEL WING. How can a dog use steel wing!? DOGS DO NOT HAVE WINGS!
it missed though
I guess we're having dog slushies for supper tonight, gang. It even comes with its own alcoholic addition! Yay!
Great, she just had to use that dumb dragon thing
Fuck.
It's a Dragonsicle! Yay!
Yay!
Cheesing our way with Ice Beam! 
Take that stupid Cowgirl Bounty Hunter person 
Not this dumb dragon thing too
Oh well... lure it to sleep, Swap.bear... then...
Put your smooth moves on it... I don't care if it's a dude, just do it
It wasn't very receptive to SWAP.bear... but I can't really blame it
I don't forsee this ending too well Do your best, Col. Crazy!
While Freech's attack misses, I take this chance to heal up Murderfish
It used Blizzard and Col. Crazy's low health makes it overkill despite being not very effective
And then...
Murderfish and Fuegomelet are easily the strongest members of my team now 
Three down, three to go! 
That annoying thing again? Bleah
Why are Annie's Pokemon all the most annoying ones in existance 
... well bugger.
Alas, the Iguagon ship sinks down into the murky depths of the floor, well liquified by Murderfish's murderous onslaught.
... okay seriously her team is made for maximum annoyance. Christ. No wonder Amber formed Team Ambar, having to grow up with this
Da King vs Da Pretender King!
Might as well heal him up while this is going on
... oh it attacked. I wasn't really paying attention for a bit there
I think I dozed off a little.
I'm sure you guys see where this is going
And so ends the cat who pretended to be the bird who was king but was actually a girl so technically she'd be Queen but due to legal issues is the King
Oh, that thing...
That thing
Okay, just focus on the adorable version, focus...
... you know, I think I'll just see what M*A*S*H can do right here
Well, at least Earthquake doesn't really work on him
Well that was pointless
Murderfish's turn!
Silly Wrestmilk, Murderfish floats
Abilities like Levitate seem to go right over my enemies' heads 
... well that works
Almost...
Well that does
it for Murderfish. He had a good run this battle, I suppose... only
Fuegomelet is left, who is weak to both fighting and ground 
Put your all into this, Fuegomelet! All the power your hideous, terribly deformed body can muster!
YES! 
I guess so!
Whatever that means
stupid full restore hogs
GOD OF WAR!?!
oh god no
... *cough*
Please leave
This is a happy place we don't want you here.
FUCK BOTH OF THEM ARE HERE
my day is ruined now 
I don't care just go away already
... I don't think so?
Well.. those are true
No one cares about the fucking Pokedex
Especially in Corna 
You need to shut up and go die. That's the feeling I'm getting.
Sing what?
What's that? I'm meeting the anthromorphic embodiement of eternity now? Ehh, whatever...
... It is funny... this world... it seems so flimsy now... As if I could see the possibilities that lie before me, veiled only dimly... I can see what this world wants to create, wants to be... what is the nature of these nightmares...
N-no!
I reject this reality...
I won't have this future...
I won't allow it!
I WILL NOT BE SO EASILY CONQUERED BY THIS DARKNESS!
... J. Akira...
I am Foxy... the sword that smites evil!
There is nothing my blade cannot cut!
...
I'll let you carry that body back to whatever pit you came from, Baro... but do not tempt my blade, or it will taste your blood as well on this crimson night!
...
What are you looking at, Annie?
Let's get this over with.
If someone admires my party, I'll be pissed. I also seriously hope some guy doesn't start, ah, pleasuring himself to any visages in here
I still have no idea what I'm supposed to be singing so I guess I'll just sign my name here while she looks dumbly onward.
Lv. 46 MURDERFISH/ THUNDRAN (Male)
Lv. 47 FUEGOMELET/ TYRADINO (Male)
Lv. 41 Swap.bear/ OSOE (Male)
Lv. 42 DA KING/ RUYCANTOR (Female)
Lv. 40 COL. CRAZY/ BURNCO (Female on Records)
Lv. 40 MASH/ OGRITATO (Male)
Whoo Team Foxy!!
Hooray!
We've made it to the top of the ladder guys!
The abridged, special emphasis edition
...
... we're not out of this hell yet, guys
Now our final journey begins... the quest to gain enough power for us to get out of here! Our final journey, to escape Corna!Next time: The Legendary Legendary Hunt