Part 40
I suppose since I have the 8th badge now I'll check out some new places I can get to with Waterfall.

Ah Dudkip, my useful HM Slave.

Are you sure that's why, and it's not instead because uh, you're behind a cliff and a waterfall?


Yay I guess?
Well, into the Mana nests I guess


New areas, yay




More like retarded looking trainers. Crosseyed John and Hamlegged Jay


... somewhat fitting, I suppose. That Minadoom has ham legs too.

This is a waterfall; don't let the fact it seems to be coming out of nowhere and be on the same level as all of the other water fool you: Definitely a waterfall.




Ehh, I wasn't even after a Feegon to be honest



Ah yes, rare Feegonitis. I see.


Not like I'm doing anything with it. Besides it's been starting to rot








And me not dying is a good thing


Youuu have fun with that. I'm going to go steal a crystal.



Sure, why not?

whoaaaahhhh we're getting pulled through a rectangular warp! oh go-

And all of a sudden we're in a cold, shiny place with slippery floors. Yay slippery floor puzzles!


They were pretty easy, though.












IT'S ATTACKING ME I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT


It's... sort of cute I suppose. If you squint a bit.




Some people maybe :T


YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IT'S THE HUGnn no we're not doing that joke


DON'T KILL ME


Andddd he has a heartattack right there and dies. High cholesterol to the rescue! Yay!



(BAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO before Drake Lake's girlfriend



Ehh, I've seen better







Haha wow, that Jesusbird's evolution is uh... special. I wonder if that Lot in it's name is a biblical reference V



TRASHAR FINDASSS

Might as well scale this cliff.



... I see. Quite.

Sure.

I had Murderfish first in my party. It honestly went that fast



Thaaat's about all it takes.

Uhhh...


Descomune Shell time, I suppose.

It's a robot of sorts?


Well, since it's supposed to be a Japanese Robot of some kind, and it looks hideous and grey, it can only be one thing:

GIGANNNTOORRRR...a.





That's got to be the most emo turtle figure ever. MADE OF THE TEARS OF TURTLES AND THE LEFT OVERS OF THEIR DEAD


Huh. It's sort of cute... a little. Cute and carrying booze!? Sweet... though... you have to wonder why






More pointlessly empty and unaccessible areas. It seems the tides are not with us today.


It's that turtle again. I guess I should try capturing it this time.



<CheeseballIV> Name it worthless
V

Well, I'm done with this place. I guess I'll start moving on... to the POKEMON LEAGUE


Hm, there seems to be a boat over there. I get the feeling I shouldn't talk to anyone over there until I beat the League otherwise I might not be taken anywhere


ASCEND, DUDKIP! INTO THE HEAVENS!


Also, the village that consists of only one actually open building. Not much of a village at all when you get down to it


So uh yeah, what's that like?

Vow of secrecy, huh?



... dick.



Someone should make a Pokemon League and name the road leading up to it "The Road to Glory" just because that'd be epic.

Well, more cave travelling. I hate caves. Let's hope I don't go the way of Ted


It's a floating mushroom of sorts. One that likes to use toxic on me



Wait a minute, what do you mean it isn't Poisonous!? It's a poison type! And it used Toxic on me!


<Shaezerus> Just call it a damn liar and continue on your journey.
I... am compelled by another voice to do this.

Eh, seen it, been there, done that.


Wow that's uh, quite dizzy.

It fits


I can what what?

I love how constipated that lizard looks. Well, not exactly LOVE but you know what I mean.


THEN ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT


Hopefully


Aww crap, they had to have a dark portion didn't they

These dark areas always bother me... I always think I see wierd things in the dark

oh god like that what the hell was that

Rock puzzles


M*A*S*H isn't opposed to labor, though.

Pretty much.

Not really



Wow, that's definitely an eel-catfish of some kind.




That thing was a bitch to kill, what with it using lots of wierd moves


I dunno, I trust my Pokemon alot of the time to go crazy and start flinging themselves at stuff but does that count as "trust"?



Will be you


Wow, that bird I bet follows its nose wherever it goes!


Electricity is fun.

... huh. I could swear that that is a giant, winged elephant right there.

Uhhh no


You're a dick. You expected me to surrender, and then you back out on it when you lose.
JERK!


Oh boy, the one with Sausage legs!


More chaos?



and then I caught



Seriously, these rabbits need to lay off the enhancers (5 glory points to Cheeseball IV)


I suppose, but they aren't in Kanto





That's... that's so ugly.


... I never want to look at my badges again



That would blow. Let's not do that



I haven't even seen any "BEST TRAINERS" in the game so hey.

WHAT'S THAT!? TALK REALLY LOUD AND ALOT YOU SAY!? OKAY!



I don't remember that motto ever?







Aww man, Ramon beat me here? I mean sure he had a three month lead because of me going crazy and stuff but still

Oh, I forgot to mention guy, I finally found some sword grease



Huh?





... what the hell is that. Seriously.



Yeah go home


Oh crap, it's Ramon, the little kid who is somehow supposed to be my rival... also really annyoing


Ehhh





That's bullshit, those buildings are cardboard cut outs



I doubt that. You know that there is another gym after the League right?

God your haircut is terrible. It's like.. an ultra mullet.


Sizzle. Sizzle sizzle.

... oh you jerk, you tried copying my team!





That's about all it took. Yep.

That's sort of cool, really. It's like a Robot Molecule of some kind :sci101:

A double kick takes it out of comission


Okay why would you even do that. Do you just want to lose that fast? Ember, come on.
... When is Fuegomelet going to learn a better fire move anyway? He hasn't learned ANYTHING in awhile.

Thunder


That didn't work all that well.




Oh go home and cry to your mother, wuss. Wuss.



Nah, don't bother. I'm going to be the Champion by the time you get here. You'll just get kicked around even more

I'm going to go investigate that noise before moving on, hm...




Something is pulling my Pokemon over here...

Oh god what's happening

oh great, another Chaos Pokemon? Lovely.



And I thought the "FIRING CHAOS" Pokemon was bad


It looks like a Bertha. THE GREAT LORD OF WAVE CHAOS, BERTHAAAAA.

Well, nothing left to do but get to the Pokemon League

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnn.... dunnnnnn dunnnnnn....

DUNNNNNNN, DUNNNN DUNNNN.... dun DUNNN DA DUNNNNN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN

DUN DA DA DA DUN DA DA DA DUN DA DA DUN DUN DUN DA DA DUN DA DA DUN DA DA DUN DUN

