Pokemon Quartz

Part 31

Oh boy, I sure hope the end of the line isn't White City! because that'll just make me want to cry!



I picture a redneck doing cat calls



Nevermind, it's just a little kid who apparently wants some



Indeed you have.




Er, why?



RULE ONE OF WHITE ROAD: YOU MUST BATTLE ON WHITE ROAD









How dare I? Well, it's simple, really, you need to battle on white road and I won so uh yeah



RULE TWO OF WHITE ROAD: TRAINERS MUST SHOW NO MERCY apparently




Some Team AMBAR guys just went southward. For right now Iiiiii'm going to pretend I didn't see them. Onwards!




Aww man




Not really but still























...



This bloody road remains a mystery
This sudden darkness fills the air
What are we waiting for?
Wont anybody help us?
What are we waiting for?
We cant afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
Its a do or die situation
We will be invincible!





I guess not






Yeah well



Aww, it's sort of cute... I guess?






I was going to name it Rolf Mao (you know, like the dog from the muppets) but uh... I messed up VV (5 glory points to RedChocobo anyway)



Well, let's see it then.




Hm, abroad Pokemon aren't as bad as Pokemon here that's sort of wierd... I wonder if they're all like that








Someone already did that thing.




I know



Hah, orange haired girl, you won't get out of here in ONE PIECE!





Magically beaten like magic




... well, it's sort of not "White Town" at least. They did put the Port in there, I'll give them that.

I'm going to just get my Pokemon healed then head to the Safari Zone




Yay!



Hells yes, good sir




B-but I can't even mix them no fair... then he kicked me out.











oh god no




... this can't end well
























... what in god's name is going on here





Well this is decidedly un-Baro. Unless he wrote this or something





Saw them, wish I hadn't




Yeah, paintings not these ones






















I guess? VV




More birds




No, that's just russians for you.





Cute like "Babos" or cute like "Not this entire nation ever not even once"?




Could it be...?




Nah, some jerk stole it. That's just how the (egg) crumbles







Does that mean you'll give me one















hurry it up





aaaand she doesn't have anything for me.



I was pretty shocked when I discovered my molesting, egomaniac next-door neighbor from my childhood had a small, impish clone. I think I'd only be happy about that if he died.

... yep.






You're very convincing. Let's not go there.




Ehh, lets just go into the house a door over.




Huh, wierd. Also: You have a Mimikat. Does it frequently like to turn invisible and stand infront of your door, locking you inside? Because nearly all of the ones I've seen tended to do that






He's decidedly un-creepy! Though a bit odd





Well, I guess that's a reason to stay in the shadows, because let's not forget what happens when you get fans You also get creepy stalker-fans. I have enough creepy stalkers as is





Well I am... but knowing you guys it's probabally that pip-squeak Ramon. Bleh.
















I'm cool, strong, and nice everyone else is decidedly not.




I'm looking for a Pokeblock case. DO YOU GUYS HAVE ONE!?



fuck





oh god abort abort abort



Oh thank god... uh, sure why not. Causing you physical and emotional anguish sounds good.



I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!







He switched it out to try to escape his doom






One Lightning Bolt later:






:T Bleaaaaahhhhh





I'llllll paassssss.





LEAVE ALREADY I hope I never see you again ever




... why does this jerk keep raping my face this isn't fair. _{This store better have Katana-grease! :T}