Part 28
... unnn...
...nnn... wait... don't I already live in...?
Okay I guess... I have no idea what is going on
As ready as ever, I suppose
Well, the beach has alot of people so I suppose the spa. Just a bunch of girls and stuff
Alot of bad stuff happens to me, so good stuff is appreciated
It could be a trap of some kind
I... Don't think so? What exactly is going on right now?
I may, I may not. Depends who's emailing
That's a little annoying.
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I have to focus on the good things. Otherwise, how would I ever notice them?
Definitely a goillll
Foxy!? Yes, yes I am
... a little, I suppose
No, you're wrong, everyone thinks they're "friends" with me on their own 
.........
Well I am pretty awesome I suppose
Be...?
Oh my god it's adorable
A partner, huh? Hm... For some reason, I feel like doing this
But I really have no idea why
Where exactly am I, anyway? Where... was I before? Who... what? I'm so... 
Uh, sure! Wait... no... it's going dark... what...
Ugh...
...
This place is so dark I have no idea.
Is this some sort of wierd hallucination?
... mm... that is pretty nice.
It's a little wierd sounding...
I hope it's someone safe
: Wow, I feel... different. What's going on here..
: What do you mean by that 
: What was with that odd pronunciation? 
: I have no idea what you're talking about [Picks teeth]: I'd expect wierd language stuff more from... um... I have no idea, I can't seem to remember 
: ... and I know where everything and everyone is around me. Always. Almost anyway.
: I am though!: I bet you don't taste human.: What does that have to do with anything? : Ah, just talking to myself.
: Easy on the teeth they are.
: It's like some insane fetishist's dream come true! 
: About anything, really... just being a Pokemon Trainer and some other random things 
: 
: 
It's more then okay, it's awesome!
: Yeah!? Well what kind of name is Gatorface, anyway?: ... are you sure your name isn't Almuerzo?: Not sure I follow you 
: [SWEAT DROP]
: I don't hear anything 
: I have very precise hearing, toned by experience. I can hear a creature breathing from a mile or so away: That must get pretty annoying.: ...Not for very long.
: That's my job 
: Why did you say it like that?: ... say it like what? Come on, let's go have luch.: You mean save that Caterpie? : Yeah that.
DUN DUN
: can you point your jaws away from me? They make me feel uncomfortable.
: I'M SORRY BUT I MUST DO THIS TO SAVE A LITTLE KID 
Hm, it looks like there's a basic attack that doesn't use PP, as well as PP-based techniques which are stronger/ specialized.
Huh.
: Let me help you with these, hehe, show you how it's done...: Maybe a little bit of space is good 
: Does that make us Money Monsters? ... suddenly it all makes sense
: Um, can you back off a little? You keep on drooling on me on accident
: wheee
: 
: You're not helping very much :T: I was a little busy.: Oh, oka... what happened to those Pokemon that we beat? : They said
they saw the error of their ways and they were going to go to a place
where they can truly become a supporting force. I was giving them a bit
of assistance in their journey to a new state of being.: Oh. That's nice of you 
: Well, nothing left up here. Down we go.
: Really? Well... I guess we could just stay here a bit I suppose then 
: H-hey where are you going?
: That stare... SCENE OF INDESCRIBABLE VIOLENCE AND GORE OMITTED
: 
Oh god, who have I teamed up with 
: It's like you killed it in a way that would keep it alive as long as possible while you crushed it and ate it 
: ...: ... why are you staring at me like that 
: PERSONAL SPACE, PERSONAL SPA-
: ... nnnnghyayahasdhasl
DHLAHDLAHDLDHASKJNNOONNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
oh god what was that, some kind of twisted day dream This world is going to drive me out of my mind I think I need to go lay down for a bit
Kudos RedChocobo for the best drawing in the thread to date
also, computer update: It should be in mon-tuesday (the frame may show up on Tuesday).