Part 25
Well... nowhere to go but forward
Um... it did?
Er... yeah
That's pretty sagely advice. "It is difficult to find nothing in a rain forest". Indeed.
Not by choice
Wuss.
Ionic's back sprite has barely changed :T
Magnitude 8!
You can see where this is going
Train for three months in the wild, then maybe you can challenge me.
... what?
But I have nothing that can cut
No, I'm not teaching him it
I guess Ionic is going in storage for a bit. Hopefully the time off will help him recover a bit :I
WHAT 2000!?! is our new Cut friends. Say hello, WHAT 2000!?!.
Not really.
Ehhh
... does Kacho have an arrow on his shirt pointing to his crotch, while Vin has an arrow pointing to Kacho's crotch as well? ... what the hell.
DOUBLE BATTLEEEE
Balagon has some health/ defense to him :T
And some strength. Plus his uproar woke up Soie
Wow.
Er, yeah
... Nah.
Later, I guess
Well, we're in Purple SH, and the Black JNG is above us.
Corna has way too many bird Pokemon to be honest. Maybe Team Ambar is onto something with that electric type thing. It'd help cut down on their population, I suppose.
A fire type versus a water type, a bad idea?!
This is Col. Crazy we're talking about, he can make the impossible possible and kick reason to the curb
Woo !
Probabally should have done this right away but he saw me the second I grabbed that potion
Kill the imposter, Col. Crazy! There can only be one King!
It's DA KING's turn, in order to defend his rule over the twisted realm of Corna!
Yeah, and smacked right into the ground
They'd probabally fly as far away from you as possible. Maybe get a beach home in the bahamas, where they'd sip Pina Coladas while thinking "I'm so glad to be the hell out of Corna".
... I need a drink
I'd catch this but...
No Pokeballs.
No... Col. Crazy can never forget what happened during the war... what he did, what he saw...
I hear him waking up and squaking in the middle of the night.
How Marbleous
Isn't Ranch Farm redundant?
So many berries, so little time.
I'm sort of worried what a Pokemon rhyming with breast milk is watering plants with. Especially since it's quite confidedent at it[/i]
Well, I feel like I've done a good thing today.
Annie? The owner of this ranch? I guess that explains the hat
Um... I met her once for like two minutes?
Not anymore
What about Barny Rubble?
That's pretty cool (NOT!)
So wait, that one AMBAR admin, Amber is Annie's sister?
Okay... Though I suppose I can see why she wouldn't like it [sub]what with plants being resistant to electric types
What. The. Hell. I'm fighting a crazy looking Hippo and some sort of wierd Bull?
Crap.
Col. Crazy has been pretty down on his luck today
MURDERFISH make a pretty rapity awesome murder team....
That's pretty scary
Yeah, well... your other aunt is a wanted criminal, now what!?
... I made them cry
I'm sorry! 
That's pretty lazy.
Cutting it close, Swap.bear
It's... Vileplume maybe? If you squint a little.
Super Effective! Again!
Hm. That's nice
trying to be nice and not so mean 
Ah, the Black Jungle. Blackest of Jungles.
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
No not really
My sword is stuck in its sheath . also I can't find my sunglasses
Cool trainer, huh?
... wait
Wow, um, Cool Trainer, you're looking... pretty cool.
...
what
You dare make SWAP.bear fall asleep?
Oh god
CONTENT EDITTED FOR SANITY
I'VE NEVER WANTED TO VOMIT TO THE POINT WHERE I CHOKE ON IT AND DIE SO MUCH. It crushed it with its weight and the feces and the the 
I'm not sure why, but every time I fight a Powergas I can't resist the urge to just attack it with electric moves. They tend to one hit them anyway.
It mimmicks the water type after being attacked, making it vulnerable to the electric move that follows
Why is that surprising?
Surprise attack = RAPE you jerk.
You're lucky my sword is stuck 
Oh how droll
Oh god the lunatics have escaped from the Sanitariummmm
Well that's annoying
Sheesh, you're spooking Col. Crazy. The jungle is reminding him enough of the war as is 
Um...
Sporeing hiiiiiigh in the skyyyy (5 glory points to Sebmal)
... jesus that owl is creepy
It's Da King's backwater cousin, the Count de Selva Negra
Whenever I look at this bird, it looks like it's about to fire a pair of thrusters protruding unseen out of its butt and launch towards me. It's just in that position.
:T Seriously.
Another flying type!? In Corna!?!?! Unexpected!!!!!
IRC posted:
<Rirse> Is Baro really the Penquin from Batman?
<Zorak> It is possible
(5 Glory points to Duck!)
... no, I'm not catching that thing fuck that. :T
Whee, bridge systems
No, actually, they can't.
Wait what
.. yeah this isn't working.
JESUS POKEMON PRIDE
But you're a bug catcher?
's Super Effective! Again!
... ew.
I just keep my mouth closed, and breath out my nose
... oh god I have bugs up my nose now
Actually, one did in that puzzle place.
FEEL THE RAGE OF THE DRAGON
Can't stop thunderbolting these
That's... a bit wierd?
Frog hops!
Yay
But... you're not mimmicking or anything?
asleep!
Er... I think it's just you. Just saying
Holy shit it's adorable
He looks like he was run over though
(5 glory points to whoever suggested that again)
Oh god invisible rapists
While that's asleep, I'll switch to DA KING just to confuse it.
Da King is pretty damn strong with his wing attacks.
Make it switch to dark, then hit it with fighting/ dark moves
and again
Yet it is, Seto Kaiba!
... wait, wrong popular children's franchise, nevermind.
No... because I'm running away as fast as I can so I can never meet you again
My team is looking pretty beatup, and I'm out of healing items besides a few citrus berries.
My katana is all I need.
Now, I don't suppose you have some grease to get this blade to pull out on you...?
Your legs... they're like Salami. It might sound wierd but... I really want to make a sandwhich out of your legs right now
I don't know about mentally...
Jigga whaaaat?
I don't think it works that way, Fauxy my new name for my imitating phone
... this is the dumbest thing ever. Where the hell is Team Ambar coming up with these evil plans?
Songbearer posted:
Hey, it's not just Pokémon trainers who have feelings!Zorak posted:
... jesus that owl is creepy
