Part 16
novaSphere posted:
I'd imagine Foxy would look like this at times after dealing with everything around her.
I was doing an Ursaring next to swap.bear, but I figured he'd be out-of-place, being actually well-designed and all.
unorigino posted:
Well, I've read through this all, and I can only assume that Corna is like some sort of nightmare from which none of its residents can ever wake. People speaking broken English, and Pokémon that look more at home chewing your face off rather than fighting each other for your love. So horrible, yet I can't look away.
Just for the fun of it, I did a trace of the rape bear in Illustrator. (I don't get the shading on this thing at all...)
Bweedobweedobweedobweedo
No offense, but I could go without ever seeing a Moleman again ever.
I'm pretty damn positive now that JONIC is what you get if you grind up a GeoDude and make a Pillar out of him
I think you can figure out how this turned out
.... It occurs to me, is that supposed to be a Hindu-style dot on that dogs head?
Not sure I get that...
Oh nevermind, the spot is gone now
Eh... personally, I don't think you guys can stop me anyway, so screw the Moles I am Foxy
...
IT'S A PSYCHIC MOLE WALL. No fair 
You mean those items that they had in the middle of nowhere. It wasn't much of a secret to be honest
For caver at high speed on har rock?
Uh yeah sure. For starts: Explain this "har" thing to me
Oh those silly Molemen
And no more Baro too!?
Dolls are creepy
Old?
And then he walked out of my life like the crazy, rambling overweight miner that he was. Huh.
Oh great, it's the Sk8er bois.
Their faces scare me
So yeah, they're pretty much screwed
Yeppp
Why do you people keep saying PARANOIA at random in all caps
It's really starting to creep me out
... nahhh. I've had enough weird interviews : /
I'm just glad he didn't use FLASH
... er no thanks walking away nowwww
NO I WON'T GET NAKED FOR YOU 
DA KING don't give a damn
He's too awesome to care about type disadvantages. He rules by divine right
:O
Hey, I'm not that old, I know I'll fill out later 
...
And I'm sure from there I'll go to Yellow Hill and White Hill and who knows after that
I'm a blight upon the world's berry population
Ehh, too immobilizing. Immobilizing myself in public makes me paranoid
If she's Beauty Heidi, does that mean I'm Foxy Foxy?
As if this world didn't have enough small, round birds...
This thing gives me the heebey jeebies whenever I look at it
Okay... well, don't get yourself roasted alive?
/\<>\/
...?
People here are confusing and mean
We built this city, we built this city on Volcanic Rock and Coalllll
All of my Pokemon seem to wax the opposition in a hit now. Not sure what's going on with that. Maybe I'm just that awesome V
V
Thanks for the low down I guess?
what
DA KING's honorable servant, COLONEL CRAZY of the BATSHIT BIRD BRIGADE (5 glory points to JackBRB)
RedChocobo saw the screenshot and said he had to draw it, so hooray Red
I guess I could jab it at my enemies like a dagger and have it rip off their flesh... or use it to open cans?
... uhhh
That's a pretty depressing type combination. It must hate itself a lot
He's got to be more depressed then even me
(5 glory points to RedChocobo)
As if this nation wasn't crazy enough. Arsonists
^o^ (never before have I seen a man so happy to have his hand on fire)
Thunderbolt is DEFINITELY an improvement over thunder shock
Yep, another one too even after a flaming can opener.
And another!
No burnt as a... a... shut up
Does he have his entire body on fire then or something?
I really need to talk to whoever had the bright idea to make a major route that passes through the middle through a Volcano. It'd mainly consist of me punching them in the face until they cough up their testicles but still
Alas, I lack the badge to be able to use it
This guy really needs some pepto
Remember to check that your Powergas tubes aren't tied every day before leaving the house. Otherwise? Disaster
The Scottish equivalent of Poogas, or so I hear.
Yay, another fire type, I certainly don't have enough of those!
:O (5 Glory points to RedChocobo)
Well, we're finally out of that hell hole.
... is this some sort of trick question? Because I have no idea
.... Ohhhh. Wait, what? How are they cute at all
Not seeing it, bub. 
OH THE POKEMANITY!
Oh the Japanity...
... no, not really. Have you seen Roxy's Wooper? Seriously. Adorable.
Like... what? Moleman attacks? People stealing your rocks or something?
Ninjas in this region really have nothing better to do, do they
Nooo Bugzapper
This may not have been the wisest idea in the world
.... Yep, definitely not the wisest idea in the world.
BY THE RIGHT OF THE KING!
... wait... the DEATHLANDS!?
It's like what Ryu would look like if he had no muscle mass at all!
I wonder what Kangaroo tastes like, anyway...
Wuss
See you in a decade or something I guess?
... ooookay. Thanks random berry planting lady?
Haha.
Well, the grass is ashy, there's tombstones... I suppose it is pretty much a death land. It seems to be missing something though.
There we go. Now it's pretty metal
I don't know... who are you?
.... Please, if someone gets what this guy's saying, please explain because I'm so confused
OMINOUS LIGHTNING FLASH
GIANT SPOON
I sort of wonder how something can bite a ghost when it can't punch or scratch it... it hurts my head to try to figure it out
.... Holy shit Sever, you really let yourself go
Hopefully I can get a spot in the "NOT DEAD" section
Ah yes, the tombstone with a cross on its face, bones for legs, and its eyes are "Z"s. Fits very well into nature's order of things.
AND CHEESE (#pokegoons yelled at me to do this one. LP humor plus Tombstone pizza too!)
...
Well, that's a creepy looking pokemon
Evilest pokemon EVAR
Oh come on, we all know who's the real crazy "eat everything" snake thing in the world
(5 glory points to RedChocobo)
... well, I suppose there's no better place to wish I was dead in then the DEATHLANDS.
I wish my phone would stop pretending that its me It wants to steal my identity and m y life
According to Baro, only Pokemon have souls I guess?
... Adeus?
Well, that went remarkably without sexually harassment.
Aaaaaaaaa
Seriously that Pokemon is stuck in perpetual scream mode.
AAAAAAAAA
I sort of saw your head but okay?
... nuts
You can guess how this turned out
Oh yeah? But then who's that guy behind you then?
... oh god a ghost
I have no opinion on this Pokemon's appearance
With no reason at all
WHAT 2000!?! (5 glory points to Middy)
....
... it's called grass
DIE to my lower left, a skull to my upper right
Sorry kid... also check out the cross to the left. They certainly aren't trying to rub in the DEATH part.
... your sentence just exploded.
What's wrong with this lady 
... what the hell
Er... Okay...
Sign, it's called a sign!
Ash Bag in important items pocket blah blah
Wow, he wasn't kidding about the Pokadots. Sort of lame though, actually.
Well folks, I suppose its time to introduce you to...
From top to bottom....
Colonel Crazy!
DA KING!
Foxy!
SWAP.bear!
Ionic!
Fuegomelet!
Bugzapper!
Together they are...
TEAM FOXY, ASSAULT TEAM NUMBER ONE!