Pokemon Quartz

Part 14

Ah yes, Purple Shore... (

)

oh god no I'll go, really

RAPE IS A CRIME

Farmers in this land are weird

BECAUSE I CAN

Ah, pre-op I see

What is with people being so defensive about MY POND/ MY TREE/ MY FISHING CORNER?

AAAAH!?

Do what?

Mr. Dale

This thing is immune to electricity, but you know what?

Bugzapper don't give a damn

Oh hey it's Shelld.... Er... or not.

He switched to try to save it, but it will not work

... I just gave this guy a heart attack

Er... kay?

I don't have HM Surf though

I guess that means heading West-ward...

I think it's supposed to be snowing but it really doesn't look like it

Who would want their Pokemon left out in the snow to freeze to death?

Er... that Pokemon just ran onto the building and out of the cage. Also there's a green thing in there mimicking my movement

Sounds like they're not very good.

Maybe you should put warmer clothes on instead?

One hit kills all around!

Close but no

This was a one hit, even though it doesn't look like it

Aww, it's sort of cute

No please don't, I don't ever want to talk to you again, go away

Aww

(5 glory points to TwistedParadox)

... what?

Jenni, like Nurse Joy, apparently is suffering from "bulging man leg" syndrome.

Her line up was another "Breeder" full team line up so I'M NOT BOTHERING SHOWING IT ALL

Ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk

... wow, her dialogue shattered the restraints of time and space!

It's sort of creepy that they have the same hair color/ physical appearance.

Incest

... is that a mini Dragonite?

And Fuegomelet uses DOUBLE KICK

And more double kicking

... lady, I have not the physical body parts no inclination to rape :T

he threatens revenge rape for beating his girlfriend/ cousin. _{only in corna}

WHY DOES NOBODY EVER ASK IF I WANT TO BATTLE OR NOT

... is that even a fire type? It's more like... a poison type, isn't it?

Smog

Might as well prove him that fire is strong no matter where

But... Fire is STRONG against Ice

Oh boy

SNOWBOARDERS!

ALL PLEASE RISE FOR THE SNOWBOARDS

...

Sit down

You're pretty slow so that's not saying much

X-TREEMEEEEE 2-DA-MAXXXXXXXXXx

... but we already had an ice-orientated bird on this route

DOUBLLEEEE KIIIIICK!

No, we won't ever actually get a snowboard in this game. They're just rubbing it in

I'm sort of wondering how these guys are snowboarding in circles. I mean, I'd think you'd need a hill or something... have these guys discovered the secret to perpetual motion!?

Except for when they're not

Hey it's the female version of Geordi LaForge! But in this shitty world!

Roast 'em, Fuegomelet

I never get this. HEY I'LL ATTACK YOU AND HIT YOUR POKEMON, BUT IF YOU HIT BACK YOU'RE EVIL

You know, it more looks like you're going in a circle. In fact, I bet if I come back here at the end of the game you'll still be here. No joke.

Hippies.

THERE WILL NOT BE ANYMORE HITS AFTER IT

C U l8 boi

"Because it's either to write 8 then write out 'ate'!"

I bet you didn't actually write them :T

Who actually introduces themselves to people as "Hi I'm So and So, you might remember me from BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH".

Skates are the worst

Since the only way to go North is by the Skate Route, I don't have much of a choice

But I'm a girl!

: "For they're set to detonate after a period of time, preventing any hits to follow from ever occurring!"

: "YOU'RE INSANE!

Oh boy

What amazing coincidence!

No, sir, you have it wrong. Paranoia is a well thought out and unique desktop game system. This is just dumb

It really doesn't matter that much actually

STOP PARROTING LIKE ME

I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT

That sounds so wrong

...

I better end up getting something out of this.

Ah yes, vanity. The wonders of receiving the mighty award of a RIBBON.

I don't have a snowboard

... wait, how do you know my name?

HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW MY NAME

Mt. Niveous is quite possibly the worst location name ever.

Do it. Do it you wusssss

POKéMON TRAVEL (™)

I think I'm supposed to be INSPIRED by that, but in truth...

I'm not

Keep him in his place, Uncle, keep him in his place..

So wait, let me get this... after I beat the shit out of you, you somehow, when going home, took a "shortcut", backtracked, and beat the Gym Leader that gave me trouble with your one retarded Pokemon that was incredibly weak, without your Uncle learning somehow?

...

Baro ex Machina.

IMMA GURL

Ah yes, blocked I see. Back out and around I guess.

WEEEEE LOOK HOW RETARDED I LOOK WEEE

... no

: You could go and look you know
:sci101::

You guys do a lowsy job :T

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