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#72. NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU NAME THE BELDUM, ME FROM THE PAST.
Hm?
Who the hell are you?
Still hittin' the sauce?
How did he get our address?!
Did he get a bigger boat?!
WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?
You wanna fight smartass?
You do that.
Hmm?
He came home though!
I am interested in this!
What?
This news station always exaggerates shit. It's probably just a lost Pidgey.
NO, Mama!
Uhhhhh . . .
Red. Always bet on Red.
. . .
Do you people just wait outside my house for me? Cause that's getting weird.
Yeah, I'm not into patchouli oil and shit.
I'm pretty sure I chucked it in a river back near Fortree . . .
Fiiiiiine.
You have?
GASP! Don't care.
No it doesn't, it just shows that people are releasing shit they shouldn't!
If this doesn't cost anything why didn't you just do this before? I mean, it's not like we would've seen any of these new species is it?
Soooo . . . Brendan, is it?
Ok. I thwarted the plans of two ecoterrorist groups, unsealed and captured three ancient guardians, witnessed the awakening of both Kyogre AND Groudon. Awakened Rayquaza, CAPTURED Rayquaza, oh and I became Pokémon League Champion.
You can thank me for not throwing your ass into a volcano or burning your house down like I planned.
Hells yea, brotha! I'm fucking QUEEN!
What's higher than Queen?
And there I shall build by kickass palace of awesomeness
Screw you guys, I'm headin' out. Smell ya later.
I thought you went back to Hell. ]:(
Well, ok . . . weirdo. It's not Hell is it?
Huh. Who doesn't know I'm Champion yet and should be treated like the queen I am . . .?
STEVEN!
Oh man Steven, Wait til you— Steven?
GASP.
But what do we name it?
It's a genderless Beldum.
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