Part 45
Ok, first, there is no fucking reason for this. I hate Bug Catchers almost as much as Magikarp trainers.
Moving on!
Hey mister, whatcha doooooin?
The same thing I always want, seeing you people suffer...
And with that Misty fired at the Wailmers with a handgun she bought at Lilycove Department Store.
Note how lifeless they are.
Oh look their base, I'm sure there's some havoc to unleash here.
Man I wish they'd stop asking that.
Well, damn, I want him to be here for this...
Rule of Inept Guards #3: If one guard refuses you information, his bumbling partner will usually tell you no problem. Example:
Now see? That's a reason Hoenn is fucking awesome compared to Kanto.
Kanto builds 'em a little tower infested with Cubones and Gastlies.
Hoenn makes a fucking NECROPOLIS covered with ghosts and kitsune.
Oh and did I mention it's surrounded by waters infested with toxic Jellyfish that want to rape you.
Oh man the music, so much better than Pokémon Tower's too.
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215 okuribi mountain)
Sure, it combos with That Pig's Psych Up, but why the hell would I want to do that?
Well there goes my good feeling.
Fuck that snake is awesome.
Hahaha, Kicked in the nut.
I love NPCs in games like this.
They buried your teacher in a Pokémon Gravesite?
He better of been a Hitmonlee or something.
Wait, that'd be awesome cause there'd be like a Ghost Hitmonlee wandering around roundhousing shit from beyond the grave.
Well huh, there's a hole here I wonder if it-
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OH FUCK!
Well I can breed Wynaut now.
... I guess..
SHIT!
Well now I can breed Azurills too..
DAMMIT!
That fucking hurts...
Well we climbed the inside (which was infested with fucking Shuppets, if
you don't have a monster with a decent Dark-type attack. Grab the
Cleanse Tag from the woman on the first floor and equip it to your lead
Pokémon I swear it'll cut the shuppet encounters damn near by half.)
Now to climb the outside...
Stiiiiill climbing...
Oh god, Ghost farts! It smells! It smells like the undead!
I still don't see why people say Seviper sucks.
...yep.
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Yeah... good luck with that.
Damn, I could of gotten both at once.
I. Misty, don't give a flying fuck.
Yeah your plans'll come to fruit-ion.. um... uh.. You're gay. LET'S BATTLE.
Wait, what? He just left? Where's my battle.
Well maybe if you two dumbshits did a better job protecting it.
I mean seriously, one's a dumbass who tried to use a Volcano to do
stupid shit and the other is named "Archie". Jesus Christ you two are
pitiful.
Man you'd think after you were robbed of a sacred relic the first time you'd learn.
Hello Access to Team Magma's base.
I fail to see what relevance
any of that has to anything that's going on.
Next time We'll check up on Insecticon and Antoinette, and possibly burn down a secret hideout. YAY!
Also I'm gonna need names for Chimecho, Vulpix and Duskull.