#01. Hey Look Its the Thing I Don't Do In Threads Anymore

I'm going to preface this from the far off year of TWO-THOUSAND AND TWELVE. This thing is paced. . . weirdly. This was way back in the weird era of LPs when there wasn't shit to them. Like, legit this happened just before the first video LP started happening. It's been touched up because frankly I'm embarassed by how bad some of it was. All of the intent is still there, just some of the retardation is. . removed. —Reddsington "Chorocojo" Caye

Chapter 1 - Hey Look Its the Thing I Don't Do In Threads Anymore

Oh look a Manectric.

OH GOD THEY'RE SWARMING.

Sweet hell, fuck that thing!!!!!

Oh god, Fuck the ocean!!!!!

What is this hellish place?!

Ok, I'm calling bullshit on that one.
Yadda Yadda, This is Pokémon, they are friends, We don't know shit about some of em, etc etc. We know. We heard it all from Oak, a real Pokémon Professor.

or ?
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