Pokemon Crystal

by Chorocojo

Part 9

Wait, I thought that was that one girl from down south...

This gym smells like bird poop.

I fought a trainer with a Spearow and a trainer with a Pidgey. Nothing big happened.

I'm ROXY, the girl with the CUTE OWL!

I think you need clippers to do that.

What? I was just sayi-

But I-

Oh god he's gonna unleash his bird monsters on me!

Fearow? Dodrio? Skarmory?

...Pidg-wait, Pidgey?

Shitashi is more than a match for a pidgey.

Oh no, Pidgeot? Farfetch'd? Charizard?

OH NO IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE. IT DEALT 8 WHOLE DAMAGE.

Throw rocks at it!

Oh yay, mine was super effective too.

Weeeeee!

Didn't he leave you something better? Like Pidgeot or Dodrio?

While still keeping them cute!

Mud-Slap. Wooooo

Oh god, not again. LOCK THE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE.

So you, weren't robbed again?

I guess so... You aren't gonna give me a Beehive or anything, are you?

Aaaand, I'll have another catching-shit filled update here in a lil. Fucking Phanpy. Why can I not wake up in the morning.