Pokemon Crystal

Part 8

G-G-G-GHOOOOOOOOOST!

SHITASHI DEFEND MEEEEE.

That's right! Resist its gaseous tongue!

So wise is his wisdom.

CURSE YOUR LACK OF INSOMNIA IN GEN2 _{Man I'm gonna Earthquake the FUCK out of Gengar later.}

Wake up Shitashi.

_{Using Foresight on Ghosts negates their immunity to Normal and Fighting attacks.}

Please get in the ball and leave me alone

Gastly #092

_{Gas Pokémon
Height: 4'03" Weight: 0.2 lbs.
Habitat: Urban Types: Ghost/Poison
Said to appear in decrepit, deserted buildings. Gastly has no real shape as it is largely composed of gaseous matter. When exposed to a strong wind, the gaseous body quickly dwindles away. Groups of this Pokémon cluster under the eaves of houses to escape the ravages of wind. Almost invisible, this gaseous Pokémon cloaks its victim and puts it to sleep without notice. It wraps its opponent in its gas-like body, slowly weakening its prey by poisoning it through the skin. It can easily topple a creature as large as an Indian elephant.}

OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE.

Poliwag #060

_{Tadpole Pokémon
Height: 2'00" Weight: 27.3 lbs.
Habitat: Freshwater Types: Water
Poliwag's newly grown legs prevent it from walking well. It appears to prefer swimming over walking. Poliwag has a very thin skin; it is possible to see this species's coiled innards right through the skin. Despite its thinness, however, the skin is also very flexible. Even sharp fangs bounce right off it. The direction of its belly spiral differs by area. The equator is thought to have an effect on this. Its gut can be more easily seen after it has eaten.}

Well, let us wander around Violet City before the Gym Challenge.

Yeah

Onix isn't cute.

Hmmm...

THIS TREE IS A MENACE.

I WILL!

Look Mr.Tree, would you mind. You know, not standing there?

It's just that you're inconvieniancing everyone and-

What? Well yes I guess that's a valid arguement.

I-I don't think that's very appropriate.

I'll be back to deal with you!

No, I'm pretty sure I've seen him on tv...

..unless he's suddenly gotten better monsters... :/

He also says things. Dirty things.

Aaaand with that. Gym Battle update first thing tomorrow morning. I'm too tired to crop em all right now. Also I'll catch a Phanpy tomorrow for SURE. _{I hope...}

Those pokedex entries I put are literally all the ingame entries edited together.

Der Metzgermeister posted:

For that matter, if you think about it, there's no India.

Look at it this way. The different regions are overlayed on top of the real world. We know there's a Guyana because Mew was discovered there. Lt. Surge served in the US Military, and people in South America think Xatu are emissaries from another world.

in fact. The actual maps in game? Direct examples of real world places.

Hoenn is literally Kyushu turned on its side. (Look, you can even see "Mossdeep" and "EverGrande")

Kanto - Kanto, Japan
Johto - Kansai, Japan
Hoenn - Kyushu, Japan
Shino - Hokkaido, Japan
Sevii Islands - Bonin Islands, Japan
Orre - Arizona, United States