Pokemon Crystal

Part 71

Ok... final update...

will be the next one

I like trains.

Almost forgot all about those islands out there.

Thanks random Tentacruel I decided to beat to death!

Spin Cycle!

Oh boy.. a cave.. let us go inside.. it?

The cave music in GSC is pretty awesome. Somebody play it on guitar, I command it.

_{This has worked before}

Blue, fluffy, roly-poly, cute as hell. Yup, gotta catch it.

Seel #086

_{Sea Lion Pokémon

Height: 3'07" Weight: 198.4 lbs

Habitat: Oceanic Types: Water

In daytime, it is often found asleep on the seabed in shallow waters.
Seel's nostrils close while it swims. Covered with light blue fur, its
hide is thick and tough. It is active in bitter cold of minus 40 degrees
Fahrenheit. It loves iceberg-filled oceans. Seel hunts for prey in the
frigid sea underneath sheets of ice. When it needs to breathe, it
punches a hole through the ice with the sharply protruding section of
its head.}

You know, 'cause it's got that tongue and stuff. :I

I like Guillotine and Claude is my Surf, Cut and Strength user.

Ok I hate this cave.

All I see is rocks.

Wait, what the hell? Ok, back in the cave.

30 minutes later

Oh my holy god that thing is fucking ginormous.

It was like watching a giant crab and a giant bird thing smack each other repeatedly until they were weak. _{Er.. well I guess that's exactly what it was.}

Grass/Poison works well on Flying/Psychic, right?

Like 20 of these goddamn things later aaaaand...

Lugia #249

_{Diving Pokémon

Height: 17'01" Weight: 476.2 lbs

Habitat: n/a Types: Psychic/Flying

Lugia's wings pack devastating power - a light fluttering of its wings
can blow apart regular houses. As a result, this Pokémon chooses to live
out of sight deep under the sea. Said to be the guardian of the seas,
Lugia has an incredible ability to calm raging storms. It is said that
it will appear when storms start.}

Hey.. I should show off to those monks.

Too Ecruteak!

Oh god it's one of those things that was with Suicune.

Sparklies!

Entei #244

_{Volcano Pokémon

Height: 6'11" Weight: 436.5 lbs

Habitat: Grasslands Types: Fire

Entei embodies the passion of magma. This Pokémon is thought to have
been born in the eruption of a volcano. It sends up massive bursts of
fire that utterly consume all that they touch. Volcanoes erupt when it
barks. Unable to restrain its extreme power, it races headlong around
the land. As this brawny Pokémon courses around the earth, it spouts
flames hotter than a volcano's magma. It is said that one is born every
time a new volcano appears.}
Huh... I should get that other one too. To reeeeally show off.

_{Stupid monks, think they run the place.}

So after hours of searching (No I am not exaggerating, and now you know why there has not been an update lately.)

...crap.

.............:goleft:

Wait, I have SCIENCE! Science can help!

Aaaaand I fucked up this screenshot, but now I can track Raikou.

Eventually cornering it here outside of Azalea Town.

Heeeeeeey buddy.

YOU GO TO SLEEP. YOU GO TO SLEEP.

Fun fact, all of my attacks OHKO Raikou. Even Yippy's Whirlpool. So I had to constantly throw balls at a full health, sleeping Raikou.

Oh wait, Cleo's Night Shade would have worked.

Raikou #243

_{Thunder Pokémon

Height: 6'03" Weight: 392.4 lbs

Habitat: Grasslands Types: Electric

Raikou embodies the speed of lightning. The roars of this Pokémon send
shock waves shuddering through the air and shake the ground as if
lightning bolts had come crashing down. This rough Pokémon stores energy
inside its body, then sweeps across the land, shooting off electricity.
The rain clouds it carries let it fire thunderbolts at will. They say
that it descended with lightning.}
Now to show up some holy men.

Turns out they were so impressed they gave me a present.

Jealous.

Springboards up in here!

I'm like sonic the hedgehog! Well except without all the crappy sequels... and a horrible, horrible fanbase... and my hands aren't bigger than my head...
_{Oh man poor Sonic}

Goddamn mazes.

Heh, I still giggle like an idiot when I find these.

Four floors and this maze keeps going.

Also they throw Warp Tiles at you.

What the hell, the roof?

Oh... Well.. that's a-

OH GOD THE MONKS ARE TRYING TO FEED ME TO THEIR GIANT BIRD GOD.

OH GOD DON'T EAT ME.

THE INTENSITY OF ITS HUNGER IS BLINDING.

Oh...

OH GOD.

THE INTENSITY OF IT ALL

A whole bunch of balls and Roxy crying like a goddamn baby later.

Ho-oh #250

_{Rainbow Pokémon

Height: 12'06" Weight: 438.7 lbs

Habitat: n/a Types: Fire/Flying

Ho-oh's feathers glow in seven colors depending on the angle at which
they are struck by light. These feathers are said to bring happiness to
the bearers. This Pokémon is said to live at the foot of a rainbow.
Legends claim Ho-oh flies the world's skies continuously on its
magnificent sevencolored wings; A rainbow is said to form behind it. It
will reveal itself before a pure-hearted trainer by shining its bright
rainbow-colored wings.}