Pokemon Crystal

by Chorocojo

Part 52

Why is your room covered in Ice?

They didn't fix up your room from the last guy who was here, did they?

Heya there, Will.

I dunno, say I challenged you with a Sableye. :I

It's a conclusion

MATCH 1
:spidey: WILL vs. ROXY

...well huh.

"I see an attack in the very near future..."

"Oh god there it is. "

"Ow stoppppiiiitt "

Ha! Ya can't throw a bicycle that high.

Oh right, that.

Beak to da head.

YOU FORESAW MY TEAM.

YES. GO PROF. KISSUM. LICK IT.

OH GOD, PROF. KISSUM. COUNTER IT WITH CUTENESS.


A Psychic later...

Defensive tanks

[ Screenshot Missing ]

Can't Leech Seed a bird.. in the air... worth two in the bush...

WOO!

Oh god it's back from the grave.

That's... not good.

Sliiiiight problem for G..

AVENGE HEAVY G, PROF.

Saw that coming, thanks for the free shot.

Theoretically, a trainer of Dark and Steel types could always beat you. :I

Psychic Guy with a Mask

Hey this place is kinda nice.

Ahahahahahahahahaha?

...sounds... familiar?

You were just standing in the middle of this brightly lit room. :I

...k :I

Oh god he's going to victimize me.

It's about cuteness, too!

MATCH 2
KOGA vs. ROXY

BIRD vs. SPIDER >:O

Yeah.

MEGAMAN WATCH OUT.

GO YIPPY. INFLICT THAT NEUTRAL DAMAGE.

Stars

Haha, counter my sparkling tactics, Forretress.

Oh god

Ow!

A Crobat...

OH NO I CAN'T TELL WHICH IS THE-

Oh there we go.

Bugs

This one might be trouble.

[ Screenshot Missing ]

I did not foresee that. :I

ACID

Oh god the tiny acid-covered thing is throwing sludge

And then it just hit me with Sludge Bomb again. :I

Everyone always says that.

Three bugs a bat, and a pile of sludge?

You should get cuter pokémon.


Psychic Guy with a Mask
Former Gym leader Ninja

Aren't we on like the fourth floor? Is it wise to have pools of molten rock this high up? Muchless indoors?

Heya Bruno.

I guess that's a good reason, yeah.

Wait. what.

Actually that's a look of confusion.

I'll do what now?

Stop that.

MATCH 3
BRUNO vs. ROXY

HE SENT A BRAZILIAN AFTER ME.

Heh, ok.

Ow.

Night Shade

Oh god do I even have to tell you what happens here?

Well he did do that at least.

Who's faster? Jynx or Hitm-

OW, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Still got that Sandstorm goin.

Still a sandstorm...

I think you were just very confused that whole battle.

...ok then. :I

Yes sir! Mr. Bruno, sir!


Psychic Guy with a Mask
Former Gym leader Ninja
Confused Muscle Man