Pokemon Crystal

Part 39

Heading east from Mahogany Town.

Hmmm.

It's all shiny and sparkly and I can see myself in everything.

OH GOD IT'S SLIPPERY.

I almost broke my ass.

And I didn't even have to take down a criminal organization!

God, no monsters yet, no zubats, nothin.

OH GOD THE ZUBATS ARE HERE TOO.

It fell like a sack of batteries.

...oh

I just keep pushin em.

Another one!

Get in my-

Durnit.

Another!

I like Presents!

OH GOD THEY EXPLODE.

THAT WAS NOT NICE Mr. DELIBIRD. <>

...

A-

ASDDHADHAHDAHASDGA

STOP IT!

Ok... then.
Delibird #225

_{Delivery Pokémon
Height: 2'11" Weight: 35.3 lbs
Habitat: Mountains Types: Ice/Flying
Delibird builds its nest at the edge of sharp cliffs. It spends all day carrying food to its awaiting chicks. Delibird carries its food bundled up in its tail. There once was a famous explorer who managed to reach the peak of Mt. Everest thanks to one of these pokémon sharing its food.}

Pushin' a rock, Pushin' a rock.

AUGH, MY BUTT.

I want it.

So very badly.

:girl:
Jynx #124

_{HumanShape Pokémon
Height: 4'07" Weight: 89.5 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types: Ice/Psychic
Jynx walks rhythmically, swaying and shaking its hips as if it were dancing. Its motions are so bouncingly alluring, people seeing it are compelled to shake their hips without giving any thought to what they are doing. It speaks a language similar to that of humans; it has several different cry patterns, each of which seems to have its own meaning. Research is under way to translate Jynx's language. However, it seems to prefer dancing to express itself.}

Blackthorn City
A Quiet Mountain Retreat
What to do here, oh right.

The next morning:

It is still cold in here. :I

Swinub #220

_{Pig Pokémon
Height: 1'04" Weight: 14.3 lbs
Habitat: Caverns Types: Ice/Ground
Swinub roots for food by rubbing its snout against the ground. If it smells something enticing, it dashes headlong off to find the source of the aroma. It uses the tip of its nose to dig for food. Its nose is so tough that even frozen ground poses no problem. Its favorite food is a mushroom that grows under the cover of dead grass. This pokémon occasionally roots out hot springs.}

Yep.

I-is that a pun?

Oh, also:

_{Next time, I do some stuff with Omiakoq and go back and catch more shit from other routes.}







had technical problems. I'll update here in a little.

Here, have some pictures: