Pokemon Crystal

Part 28

Now let's check out this tower!

I know, I'm so good at pokémon.

Oh. Yeah that's kinda astounding too.

Wait, what legend.

I saw Suicune's teeth. It doesn't need guardians.

You mean somebody made me hurt my butt on purpose? D:>

Well I'll just be-

Yeah I have-

B-but you guys said...

Stupid jerks. I don't see what's so great about this place.

You aren't that great.. _{Well, you seem kinda happy.}

vv
Koffing #109

_{Poison Gas Pokémon
Height: 2'00" Weight: 2.0 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types: Poison
Koffing embodies toxic substances. It mixes the toxins with raw garbage to set off a chemical reaction that results in a terribly powerful poison gas. The higher the temperature, the more gas is concocted by this species. If Koffing becomes agitated, it raises the toxicity of its internal gases and jets them out from all over its body. This pokémon may also overinflate its round body, then explode. Getting up close to this pokémon will give you a chance to observe, through its thin skin, the toxic gases swirling inside. It blows up at the slightest stimulation. The poisonous gases it contains are a little bit lighter then air, keeping it slightly airborne.}

Hahahaha, suddenly that gas smell and the crazy hallucinations make sense. There is no Suicune.

Well that place sucks.

AH. PROBES?!

I'm so scared right now.

Why am I walking this dark path at night?

AAAAH, AAAAAAAAAH AHHHH. Oh.. wait.. it's a kitty.

:kittyjig:
Meowth #052

_{Scratch Cat Pokémon
Height: 1'04" Weight: 9.3 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types: Normal
Meowth withdraws its sharp claws into its paws to slinkily sneak about without making any incriminating footsteps. At night, it patrols its territory with its eyes aglow, searching for dropped loose change. All it does is sleep during the daytime. For some reason, this pokémon loves shiny coins that glitter with light. When it sees a shiny object, the gold coin on its head shines too. It's fascinated by round objects; it can't stop playing with them until it tires and falls asleep.}

Probes... then a field full of cows...

Oh god they've been lobotomized and are just standing there staring into space chewing grass!

OH GOD LITTLE GIRLS, THE GREYS ARE COMING FOR US AND YOUR COWS. _{But mostly your cows.}

Moo?

Yes. It's cute and oh god it just threw up all over my shoes.

...sorry MooMoo.

OH GOD IT'S BACK.

Oh, wait it was a pokeyman?
Magnemite #081

_{Magnet Pokémon
Height: 1'00" Weight: 13 lbs
Habitat: Rough-Terrain Types: Electric/Steel
Magnemite floats in the air by emitting electromagnetic waves from the units at its sides. These waves block gravity. This pokémon becomes incapable of flight if its internal electrical supply is depleted. Magnemite attaches itself to power lines to feed on electricity. If your house has a power outage, check your circuit breakers. You may find a large number of this pokémon clinging to the breaker box. It discharges Thunder Waves and so on from the units at its sides. It is attracted by electromagnetic waves. It may approach trainers if they are using electric devices.}

Wait... this just doesn't add up..

Ok, wait. Yes it does. It totally adds up.

_{Olivine City comin up next update. Also I'll probably draw more shit.}

Contrabassoon posted:

Waffleopolis posted:

RedChocobo posted:

What sort of Pokemon Center is this?

What was the point of sanding my face off?

Contrabassoon posted:

Hey, let's go outside and do the thread in the woods.

...Let's go back in with the gas.