Pokemon Crystal

Part 18

Whitney easily has the cutest gym ever. IT's funny nobody ever notices it.

Hazo posted:

But doesn't her Miltank effectively consume its own lactations in order to regain health during battle?

No I mean literally her Gym is cute. Nobody ever notices it though.

Doesn't Goldenrod Gym's layout look kind of odd? Well if you were to map it out...

:girl:

This gym smells a lot like flowers and is all pink and

Oh, everyone here has cute Pokémon.

Lovin this attack.

Quick while it's asleep ! INITIATE TENDRIL LASH ATTACK! >:O

Aww, they're hugging.

Awwwww, back to sleep.

Wait-what?

I should go out and train more. :I
TRAINING TIME BEGIN >:O

Awww, he's sleepin.

I dun wanna wake him.

Abra #063

_{Psi Pokémon

Height: 2'11" Weight: 43 lbs.

Habitat: Urban Types: Psychic

Abra needs to sleep for eighteen hours a day. If it doesn't, this
Pokémon loses its ability to use telekinetic powers. However, it uses a
variety of extrasensory powers even while asleep. Using its ability to
read minds, it will sense impending danger and teleport to safety.
Observation revealed that it teleports to a different location once
every hour. When it decides to teleport, it creates the illusion that it
has copied itself.}

Well it's not really cute... but then she's not ugly or scary looking...

Lol, what's Insomnia?

Drowzee #096

_{Hypnosis Pokémon

Height: 3'03" Weight: 71.4 lbs.

Habitat: Grasslands Types: Psychic

Drowzee is said to be a descendant of the legendary creature, Baku, the
eater of dreams. Drowzee puts enemies to sleep, then eats their dreams.
If your nose becomes itchy while you are sleeping, it's a sure sign that
one of these creatures is standing above your pillow and trying to eat
your dream through your nostrils. It rarely eats the dreams of adults
because children's are much tastier, though nightmares occasionally make
it ill. Drowzee remember every dream they eat; if you sleep by it all
the time, it will sometimes show you dreams it has eaten in the past.}

What the hell is that thing?

Psyduck #054

_{Duck Pokémon

Height: 2'07" Weight: 43 lbs.

Habitat: Freshwater Types: Water

Psyduck is constantly wracked by a headache. When its headache
intensifies, it starts using strange powers. However, it has no
recollection of its powers, so it always looks befuddled and bewildered.
When Psyduck uses its psychokinetic powers, it generates brain waves
that are supposedly only seen in people in deep sleep. This discovery
spurred controversy among scholars. It apparently can't form a memory of
such an event because it goes into an altered state that is much like
deep sleep.}

Ok, this may be the cutest thing ever.

Oddish #043

_{Weed Pokémon

Height: 1'08" Weight: 12 lbs.

Habitat: Grasslands Types: Grass/Poison

It's scientific name is Oddium wanderus. At night, it is said to
walk a large distance on its two roots, sowing its seeds. Oddish
searches for fertile, nutrient- rich soil, then plants itself before
sunrise. The more fertile the soil, the glossier its leaves become. This
species manages to grow by absorbing moonlight. During the daytime, it
buries itself in the ground, leaving only its leaves exposed to avoid
detection by its enemies. However, if you try to yank it out the ground,
it shrieks horribly. While it is planted, this Pokémon's feet are
thought to change shape and become similar to the roots of trees.}