Part 11
Incredibly short, pre-work update.
OH MY GOD IT'S SO AWESOME AND CUTE AND OBLIVIOUS AND IT MAKES CUTE NOISES!
Wooper #194
Water Fish Pokémon
Height: 1'04" Weight: 18.7 lbs
Habitat: Freshwater Types: Water/Ground
Wooper usually lives in water. However, it occasionally comes out onto
land in search of food. On land, it coats its body with a gooey, toxic
film. It prefers cold water and will only leave it when it becomes cold
out. A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will
cause a shooting pain.
Oh my god I want Yippy right now!
Yippy Yippy Yippy!
YAY!
Hmm... a water-type, huh?
And suddenly it's day out. Temporal Distortions
Seriously, he's reeeeeeal easy to take care of. And you said he was cute.
Oh yeah, one more thing..
He does like eating meat, and since you're made of it he does consider
you a pretty big food source. You're the equivalent of a giant raw steak
to him.
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Ok bye!
FREEDOM! GLORIOUS GLORIOUS NON-CUTE-EATING FREEDOM!