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#65. I Already Fought All Of You
Alright. Let's do this. No drill castles. Nothing stupid. Just fights.
Choro Notes: I'm mostly just going to go through and show the differences in the Elite Four in their fully powered teams.
Music: Battle! Unova Elite Four
Choro Notes: First off, all four have full teams of six.
Choro Notes: Second, they're higher levels and third, they can be non-Unova monsters like this Breloom.
Oh we'll give you a dance alright!
Choro Notes: You want to take out Breloom as fast as you can, not only can he hit hard he's got Spore which is a 100% accurate sleep inducing move. Let that hit and you're gonna have a bad time.
Choro Notes: Marshal's Sawk has had its Karate Chop upgraded to the much more powerful Close Combat. It's also packing Poison Jab instead of Grass Knot.
Choro Notes: Sawk's not too much harder, but then Golurk's typing sort of completely screws him.
Choro Notes: His Throh has upgraded Bulldoze to Earthquake, but he's not really hard to clear at all.
Choro Notes: Mienshao can be a tough one, it's still got U-Turn but it's switched Rock Slide for Acrobatics! It can catch you off-guard!
Shakes you're kinda lucky you can just hit things when they come close.
Choro Notes: Anticipation just alerts everyone on the field that Toxicroak is weak to a move an opponent has. Good job, idiot.
Choro Notes: In this case, Toxicroak is a Poison/Fighting-type, so it's 4x weak to Psychic. The only family of monsters with this. Go figure.
Lotta strength left over here!
Choro Notes: Conkeldurr lost Grass Knot and Retaliate and got Earthquake and Payback. Doesn't do it so good when you kick his shit in like that, though.
I'm respected! Yeah! Go us!
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This is still dumb.
the ones your opponents were dealt."
You got dealt some bad cards, yo.
It's me! I'm the best!
Shark! You're new!
Choro Notes: I felt it was best to just bait the Full Restore out now.
Choro Notes: Because I can ruin that shit so hard.
Choro Notes: Scrafty lost Sand-Attack and got Head Smash! It's brutally strong and a Rock-type move!
Choro Notes: Krookodile gained Outrage but for some reason switched Crunch for Smack Down. Cacti still ruin him hard.
Choro Notes: Bisharp replaced Metal Claw with Guillotine. He's still decently strong!
Choro Notes: Liepard trades Night Slash for Sucker Punch but WHO. CARES.
Choro Notes: The Poison/Dark-type Drapion is pretty strong. It's also only weak to Ground! Which. . . Haley has a lot of.
Nope. There is literally not.
and without getting upset after losing."
Your monster tearing its own head off is a bad way to lose, I think.
Well yeah but you're supposed to just flip again if that somehow happens. Like if a bird steals it or something.
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It's me again, the uncoos one.
Music: Pokémon Platinum - Battle! Frontier Brain!
Choro Notes: Musharna lost Shadow Ball and Charge Beam but got Hypnosis and Dream Eater. Really, I don't know if that was such a good thing.
Choro Notes: Sigilyph lost Shadow Ball . . .
Choro Notes: . . . and got Flash Cannon, a Steel-type move.
Choro Notes: Oh fuck. Metagross are really fucking tough Steel/Psychic types.
Choro Notes: But Automatom is also really tough, so.
Choro Notes: Reuniclus . . . has the exact same move set. She's just tougher!
Choro Notes: This is a Bronzong. They're boring to fight. Ginger beat it.
Choro Notes: Gothitelle lost Calm Mind and Shadow Ball and got Flatter and Payback instead. This was not a good change.
Yeah, sure just rub it all over your face, sure.
you are an elegant and excellent Trainer."
I am not elegant. I'm just not.
I still can't win."
Well, hope that's been going well.
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THIS STILL ISN'T IMPRESSIVE.
Oh I'm sorry, maybe you hadn't heard my motto: "Books are stupid."
come here and the Pokémon they train."
BOOKS ARE STUPID.
Choro Notes: Like with most of the monsters, Grass Knot became Energy Ball for Cofagrigus.
Choro Notes: The only move Jellicent kept was Shadow Ball! Surf became Hydro Pump while Brine and Energy Ball became Psychic and Sludge Wave.
Man I love the Water Absorb trick.
Choro Notes: If you remember Platinum, I showed off Froslass. They're fast and strong but not very defensive.
. . .
. . . go on . . .
I'm not sure but I think you just redeemed yourself for that whole Kyurem debacle.
Choro Notes: Chandelure also hasn't changed at all. Just tougher.
And then that happened.
Choro Notes: Drifblim mostly just have a ton of HP. They can get some nice blows in while absorbing damage, too, though.
Choro Notes: Golurk's Brick Break was upgraded to Hammer Arm. That's it.
So . . . the final chapter has two giant robots fighting?
A SLUGFEST. ROBOT GHOST SLUGFEST.
IT WAS A RUN IN, WHO KNEW.
into words would just be a trap."
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Every time we meet, I just get confused at the end!
can go on to challenge the Champion.
Alright then. That was more just long than super challenging. I guess we just got super good, yeah?
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