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#36. Bikers and Ninjas and Shopping is Fun
Hey I traded a monkfish for a swole-ass clown.
Fun fact! IF you trade swole-ass clowns they evolve!
Conkeldurr use concrete pillars as walking canes. They know moves that enable them to swing the pillars freely in battle. Rather than rely on force, they master moves that utilize the centrifugal force of spinning concrete. It is thought that Conkeldurr taught humans how to make concrete more than 2,000 years ago.
Choro Notes: I really wish I could show Conkeldurr's animation from the Pokédex app on the 3ds. It really shows how he swings shit around in battle and it's awesome as hell.
Zorak Notes: This old man is RIPPED. I like that he is somehow geriatric and strong as fuck at the same time.
HulkaMatt Notes: Buff as hell. Scary. A total heel. I mean look at him he even has his own weapons. Probably a really unsafe worker. The Ryback of the Pokémon World?!?!
Look! Look! It's got a nickname! . . . also a Lucky Egg!
Also, she's been trained up some and apparently in the Northwest Territories of Canada. That makes this Conkeldurr even awesome-er somehow.
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Opelucid is just on the other side of this bridge.
Train photographers are . . . weird.
Music: Tubeline Bridge
Yo yo yo, speak up it's loud as hell here!
Ah . . . but, it's the weekend now.
Tch, I can deal with brats no prob.
So loud, geez!
I got overheated. Phew!"
Choro Notes: Flame Charge is that move Zebstrikas use! It's a physical Fire-type move that increases the user's speed. It can be nice?
I'm sorry what? I can't hear you! Cause of the trains!
Zekrom's doing what to him?
What about obscurity?
Well yeah, I don't like ghouls either!
You want to get the Pokémon wasted?
Look, can your ninjas take me somewhere else? I really cannot understand a word you're saying!
What did you do to Bianca?
Pokémon will accept you as the hero."
. . . I think he was just here to make fun of me.
Oh man, these aren't brats what the hell is wrong with you girl at the other side of the bridge?!
Choro Notes: Show up on Tubeline Bridge on Friday nights and these bozos show up.
Pfsh, shoooot. I didn't see no name here, yo.
I got a hug monster that says I'm not gonna do that!
Oh man, that thing looks super tough!
Oh, feelin' all big Mr. Bison, huh?
How ya feelin' now?
I can use the pink one if you'd like!
Oh man I'm gonna.
I feel like I'm distracted from something.
The only reason I can hear you is you don't have a wimpy little condescending voice like the type of guy who would hire ninjas!
I've been beating up knights and stuff for the past few months. I can take a biker punk!
Aww. Big ol' biker has a lil' spider. :D
Get bent, tough guy!
Looks like I got my own hog!!! Ridin' that hog.
Whatever Pignite eats becomes fuel for the flame in its stomach. When it is angered, the intensity of the flame increases. When its internal fire flares up, its movements grow sharper and faster. When in trouble, it emits smoke.
Choro Notes: Pignite are fun to draw. That's about all I got.
Zorak Notes: WHY ANOTHER FIRE FIGHTING TYPE?
HulkaMatt Notes: AW SHIT. LOOK AT THIS GUY! WRESTLE PIG LOOKS LIKE HE JUST BOUGHT HIS FIRST PAIR OF GEAR. He is gonna be the CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!
I have that effect on the tough guys. I'm kind of a tough guy myself I think you'll find. I'm p-r-e-t-t-y tough!
Uh, do you wanna maybe call yourselves the Black Scolipedes or the Black Druddigons? Maybe? The Black Audino?
Well that was stupid.
Choro Notes: Fling's power and effect change depending on the item the user is holding. It throws the item so really it's only good one time per battle!
Huh. That's an interesting thing to find. I guess we can go to Opelucid in the morning! I'm not putting it off or anything.
Music: Shopping Mall Nine
Choro Notes: I was sad when they combined the Pokémon Center and PokéMarts because I really like the PokéMart music! But they reused it here! Wonderful!
Oh well that's just silly, who's gonna do that late at night on a Friday?
Oh, this isn't a store.
Choro Notes: If you bring the Pokémon Rotom here you can have it inhabit the devices to change form!
All in attacks that throw full force into my opponents?!
This decision seems like a good one.
We'll see about that Richie!
You sure sound it, Goldie!
. . . yes.
Well, yeah. I used one to evolve my Eelektrik. Really I don't think I have a use for one now.
Oh. I . . . just told you I didn't need one. Alright then.
I'll be the judge of that!
Oh. That's. . . that's a good move.
Choro Notes: The Lampent just used the move Memento. Memento does this:
Choro Notes: Yeah, it sacrifices itself to cripple the target. There's a problem with this tactic:
Ok we're better now!
Choro Notes: Heat Crash is the signature move of Pignite and Emboar. It's the same as Golurk's Heavy Slam except Fire-type. That is, it's more powerful the heavier the user compared to the target.
Hey let's just get this over with!
Emboar has mastered fast and powerful fighting moves. It grows a beard of fire. It can throw a fire punch by setting its fists on fire with its fiery chin. It cares deeply about its friends.
Choro Notes: I would like Emboar more if I weren't already spoiled on Blaziken and then later Infernape. (Blaziken 4 life) A cool thing about Emboar, though, is it can learn Scald!
Zorak Notes: Sup Ganon. Emboar's probably most notable for being the starter that facilitates the most puns.
HulkaMatt Notes: By this point he's just the biggest star in whatever wrestling company he's in. Pro fuckin' gear, gigantic, probably the champion right now. He truly is SOME PIG.
I guess we'll chill here until morning.
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