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Chapter 26: Urban Exploration: Old Kanto Power Plant 56k no

Oh hey. . . it's you. . .

Let's. . . let's just go.

Don't care.

Don't care.

Really don't care.

CIRCLEJERK ASIDE, can we go now? ]:<

C'mon, the rest of the people on these islands acknowledge my existence, why the hell can't you two?

Come to think of it, everyone in Kanto seems to ignore me unless I'm either buying something from them or wander into their lines of sight.




Get away from me. Far away. I heard you talking about me to yourself on that boat. You sicken me.

-A few days later...-

Ah AHHHHHH. MOTHER FUCKER SHIT COCK ASS PISS DAMMIT. Don't tell me the fucking power's out. I was on the next to last level!
I need an electric type . . . and not one that's prone to exploding, either.

Eh, it produces electricity. Good enough. C'mon Otoro.

A bunch a bullshit is what this is. "Solar Power's totally reliable!" Pff.


#051. Dugtrio J:Dugtrio G:Digdri F:Triopiqueur

Mole Pokémon
Height: 2'04" Weight: 73.4lb
Habitat: Caverns Types:
Stage1: Evolves from Diglett
Dugtrio are actually triplets that emerged from one body. As a result, each triplet thinks exactly like the other two triplets. They work cooperatively to burrow endlessly. Its three heads bob separately up and down to loosen the soil nearby, making it easier for it to burrow. Extremely powerful, they can dig through even the hardest ground to a depth of over 60 miles. They will often create sinkholes around their home in an attempt to trap enemies. In battle, it digs through the ground and strikes the unsuspecting foe from an unexpected direction.

Midboss named this

I just wanna relax, destroy a few tanks. Is that so much to ask? Is it?

I'm a good person, I'd like to think. I haven't killed anyone, I only eat Pokémon sparingly.

I just like my vidyagames.

This was a good walk, yes.

. . .walk ruined.

This place has to be haunted. It's so close to that tower. Maybe there are electric ghosts. . .

Bingo, just what I was lookin' for.

#082. Magneton J:Rarecoil G:Magneton F:Magneton

Magnet Pokémon
Height: 3'03" Weight: 132.3lb
Habitat: Urban Types:
Stage1: Evolves from Magnemite
A linked cluster formed of several Magnemite; Magneton discharges powerful magnetic waves at high voltage. Magneton also generates strange radio signals. Earaches will occur if you get too close. The Magnemite are united by a magnetism so powerful, it dries all moisture in its vicinities. This force is fatal to mechanical devices. As a result, large cities sound sirens to warn citizens of large-scale outbreaks of this Pokémon. Some towns warn people to keep this Pokémon inside a Poké Ball. Recently, hackers have been known to use Magneton to damage computer systems.

Midboss named this
. . . fatal to mechanical devi-DAMMIT. Ok, keep looking.


#125. Electabuzz J:Eleboo G:Elektek F:Elektek

Electric Pokémon
Height: 3'07" Weight: 66.1 lb
Habitat: Grasslands Types:
Electricity runs across the surface of its body. In darkness, its entire body glows a whitish-blue. Its body constantly discharges electricity, getting close to it will make your hair stand on end. When two Electabuzz touch, they control the electric currents to communicate their feelings. When a storm arrives, gangs of this pokémon compete with each other to scale heights that are likely to be stricken by lightning bolts. Some towns use Electabuzz in place of lightning rods.

Midboss named this too.

That should be perfect.

Ya know, this place has cool stuff just laying around . . .

So much loot, just ripe for th—


Crisis averted.


Baaah, I can't use that.

Might as well catch it for the old man.

#081. Magnemite J:Coil G:Magnetilo F:Magneti

Magnet Pokémon
Height: 1'00" Weight: 13lb
Habitat: Urban Types:
Magnemite floats in the air by emitting electromagnetic waves from the units at its sides. These waves block gravity. This pokémon becomes incapable of flight if its internal electrical supply is depleted. Magnemite attaches itself to power lines to feed on electricity. If your house has a power outage, check your circuit breakers. You may find a large number of this pokémon clinging to the breaker box. It discharges Thunder Waves and so on from the units at its sides. It is attracted by electromagnetic waves. It may approach trainers if they are using electric devices.

I think that's everything, I—


. . .

. . .

. . . I'm gonna ride it.

Music: Pokémon Diamond/Pearl - Legendary Pokémon Battle

Choro Notes: Lotsa this going on. Zapdos just keeps using Agility.




Oh no, you go back to sleep.

o/ Fuck yes ah ha ha, I got a giant monster biiird~ o/

#145. Zapdos J:Thunder G:Zapdos F:Electhor

Electric Pokémon
Height: 5'03" Weight: 116 lbs.
Habitat: n/a Types:
Zapdos is a legendary bird Pokémon that has the ability to control electricity. It usually lives in thunderclouds. The Pokémon gains power if it is stricken by lightning bolts. They say lightning caused by the flapping of its wings causes summer storms. Zapdos is said to appear—while dropping enormous lightning bolts—when a thundercloud parts into two halves.

Man, I hope I run into that asshead Blue again soon.

I think we're about done here.

Attaboy Zappington, just sorta hold tight there until the power comes back.

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