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Chapter 16: In which Sammy Both Clears Out a Criminal Organization AND Buys a Sega Dreamcast

Stupid ghosts, think they're so big.

Patch o' grass, huh?

Ugh, I'm not even using the stupid map anymore.


Hey does th—


Finally. FINALLY!

There it iiiis~

Choro Notes: Saving up for a Brick Break TM in Gen4's Battle Frontiers? The less time consuming way would be this:

You can buy Brick Break TMs in Celadon and send them via Pal Park.

I dunno what that means!

Drake Lake drew this

-Seven and a Half Hours Later-
Welp, nothin to do now but go home and wait for that delivery truck.

Totally gonna explore this bitch.

No problem there, considering I'm now poor but also the proud owner of every video game system from the Atari 3600 forward. :T

. . . ehhhhh :/

C'mon Otoro, there's gotta be a Boss Key around here somewhere.

Well, there's the dungeon treasure.
#133. Eevee J:Eievui G:Evoli F:Evoli

Evolution Pokémon
Height: 1'00" Weight: 14.3 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types:
Eevee has an unstable genetic makeup that suddenly mutates due to the environment in which it lives. Radiation from various stones causes this Pokémon to evolve. Its ability to evolve into many forms allows it to adapt smoothly and perfectly to any environment.

Midboss named this
Hmm, evolution stones, eh?

Don Ramon, you've earned a hell of a break.

Hmm, needs more white overalls, but this is still pretty cool.

#136. Flareon J:Booster G:Flamara F:Pyroli

Flame Pokémon
Height: 2'11" Weight: 55.1lb
Habitat: Urban Types:
Stage1: Evolves from Eevee
It stores some of the air it inhales in its internal flame pouch—then blows out fire that is over 3,000F degrees. Flareon's fluffy fur has a functional purpose - it releases heat into the air so that its body does not get excessively hot. This Pokémon's body temperature can rise to a maximum of 1,650 degrees F.

Wait, there's more here? I just went straight to the dept. store. :T


-2 Minutes Later-
Welp, I'm bored with this.


This is the part where we fight, isn't it?

Yea, I thought so.

Easy Peasy.

Well yea, NOW. I would've just left otherwise.


Alright, now if EarthBound has taught me anything. The police force is entirely useless, therefore I've got to deal with this myself.

Stiiiill laugh at these.


That's not what my running record says! /:D

Why would you need that, Boo are still invincible unless it is Mario64 I guess.

Depends, do the rest of you have rats, bats and poison-types of various forms and shapes?


Jeez, you guys are worse than the guards in video games. D:/

I know just what to do with these.


Choro Notes: TM49. It contains Snatch.
Snatch is one of my favorite moves ever, it just seems to get passed on by most people. What it does is flat out steal stat buffs. That includes Substitutes.

Choro Notes: See if you can figure out what move his Koffing used.

. . .so. like, are you gonna pick that up?

. . .nah?

. . . you guys aren't getting paid much for this job, are you?

o/ Livin it up while I'm goin dooooown o/

Yea, I do that. Ruinin' Thangs.

. . . wow, I- wait, what? Evil is like, putting tiny pokémon into robots to power them or kidnapping princesses or sending Dreamland into chaos. Gosh you are way mistaken.

Not a good day for learning new techniques.

Ok Sammy, maybe this wasn't such a great idea.

eheh heh

. . .

Hey there.


The Raging Ital- Japa- Wait, where the hell are you from?

Onix hate water. ONIX HATE WATER.

Rhyhorn also hate water. Possibly more than Onix even. Weird, maybe that's why their skin is so rocky.

Hmm, gotta find the weak point on this thing. . .


Now to replace my beloved Otoro with the new guy.

Repeat three times.

Repeat twice.

A couple o' dese aaaaand



I've played Grand Theft Auto, does that help me understand?

Well, I guess I'm lucky I didn't end up at the bottom of a harbor. :T

Oh hey, I guess I could use this for something. :T

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