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Chapter 3: A Forest Full of Useless Bugs

Oh hey, old man. . . uh, I'm gonna call him Steve . . . is better!

Oh, this? It holds my Virtual Boy. I'm gonna sell it in Celadon City. ]:)

Yeah. . . Yea, that's why I'm selling it.

Awesome, I can sell this too!
Choro Notes: Teachy TV - This item basically is tutorial in a box. It's kind of a clever idea! It's utterly useless to me though.

Who cares sports are dumb. UGH.

Map says north, so north we go.

Inside the. . . what the hell are these buildings? I see them all over the place but have no idea what to even call them. Christ, I've lived here for a while, too.

MAZE OF TREES would be an awesome band name. It could be a Gaelic Speed Metal band

Music: Viridian Forest

Bugs. . . :T

Later, that tree would die from poisoning.

Oh, a Caterpie. Birds eat caterpillars, er go!

#010. Caterpie J:Catapi G:Raupy F:Chenipan

Worm Pokémon
Height: 1'00" Weight: 6.4 lbs.
Habitat: Forests Types: Bug
Caterpie has a voracious appetite. It can devour leaves bigger than its body right before your eyes. From its antenna, this Pokémon releases a terrifically strong odor. It is covered with a green skin. When it grows, it sheds the skin, covers itself with silk, and becomes a cocoon. Its short feet are tipped with suction pads that enable it to tirelessly climb slopes and walls. It tenaciously climbs trees and forages.

Stalgren named this

Er, what?

Oh.. ok—what's your name tag say? Rich?—Ok, Rich!

Wow. . . that's. . . that's intimidating right there, Spearmint.

What does this even mean, exactly?*

I can't whats now? Is that woodslang among all you woodfolk?

Doug, who's name rhymes with bug, would like to cut a rug. But I'm gonna . . . mug. . . him and

Hey look, he has a kakuna, it looks almost phallic. I don't have to impress you.

Poootion on da birdy. ...ok, I'll stop. Please stop looking at me like that. <:T

Second verse, same as the first.

#013. Weedle J:Beedle G:Hornliu F:Aspicot

Hairy Bug Pokémon
Height: 1'00" Weight: 7.1 lbs
Habitat: Forests Types: Bug/Poison
Often found in forests and grasslands. Weedle has a sharp, toxic barb of around two inches on top of its head. Its bright colors are intended to warn off enemies. Weedle has an extremely acute sense of smell. It is capable of distinguishing its favorite kinds of leaves from those it dislikes just by sniffing with its big red proboscis.

Touch Fuzzy, Get Invenomated by a small amount of venom that will only cause some pain and swelling unless your allergic in which case you could go into Anaphylactic Shock

This prospect is entirely new to me and I would like to know more, do you perhaps have a webring I could browse to see more of your ideas?

OTORO LOOK OUT, CHARLIE AT THE TREELI- oh no, I think I offended him.

Oh look, an ugly little shell. Why would you send that against me?

Yea but I also kicked your ass with a bird. Clearly I am superi- oh gosh he's crying.

I gotta get to town before nightfalls, the Mightyena come out at night I hear.

You. . . You have my name. D: Haha, you have a girl's name.

That was entirely uneventful.


Gettin' the hell outta this wormnest.

Aaaand Pewter City. I'm sure there's something we can do here.

*"~Actually, we CAN hack it.~"

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